Wasn't on about the neck buttons - couldn't ttell if it was an unbuttonned button down or not - now I'm guessing not. Hope it's not too windy down your way. And 'He couldn't stop a pig in a passage' is a remark levelled at bandy legged men, i.e. even in a narrow corridor a pig would run right between your legs. It appears you have bandy legs to start with, and in all your pics you stand with bent legs that throws off your proportion and looks a bit effeminate too. Agree with the others about the colour of your jacket, I love that "Loyyar broo" as my vietnames seamstress says!