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Hilarious - tape of LBJ ordering custom pants

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by zjpj83, Jan 23, 2005.

  1. zjpj83

    zjpj83 Distinguished Member

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    He belches and discusses his "nuts clearance" and "bunghole." "Mah money and mah knife falls out" - the guy's carrying a kinfe around the White House The whole thing is absolutely hilarious. Enjoy. The tape
     


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    "It's just like riding a wire fence". - Hilarious. [​IMG]
     


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    I heard that spot on the radio when it was released. If you really want to hear some crazy things, read the memoir by Johnson's driver. I think it might be called Black & White on Capitol Hill.
     


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    Apparently when LBJ was in office he installed some sort of alarm system so that in case he was, uh, entertaining a young woman on the Oval Office desk his people could alert him that Lady Bird was coming.
     


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    that was so hilarious. i could imagine the president describing his bung hole and nuts and stuff in trying to get a custom made pants made.
     


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    LBJ was also known for wearing large quantities of heavy gold items--apparently before he would step on a scale, he would have to remove his gold watch. It was that heavy.

    He also had a fondness for neckties handpainted with buxom ladies.
     


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    His nuts and bunghole are things of lengends.
     


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    I always thought Beavis and Butt-Head coined the term bunghole.

    Beavis: "I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
     


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    My favorite part of the convo was when he was talking about how his weight fluctuates 10-15 pounds a month. I wrestled for 7 years and got cutting weight down to a science. My senior year of high school I wrestling in the 160 weight class but was walking around almost ten pounds heavier. Thats crazy that an old dudes weight jumps around that much.
     


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    I always thought Beavis and Butt-Head coined the term bunghole.

    Beavis: "I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"


    Doesn't the term bunghole come from the plug used in wooden casks used to store beer in old-school pubs?
     


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    I liked how he wanted a shirt, jacket, and pants in the same light green color and material.

    The guy on the other line was, like, "ummmmm, we don't do that"
     


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    I also like how he said everything falls out of his pockets, the crotch is really uncomfortable and yet they are the best pants he's ever had. hahahahaha
     


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    Sounds like he was asking for a sport shirt made out of worsted.
     


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    Great. Now you've got me listening to Nixon and Kissinger call McCain JR a pussy cause he hasn't bombed shit and their sick of it.

    I'm going to be listening to this shit for weeks.
     


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