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Hilarious - tape of LBJ ordering custom pants

zjpj83

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He belches and discusses his "nuts clearance" and "bunghole." "Mah money and mah knife falls out" - the guy's carrying a kinfe around the White House The whole thing is absolutely hilarious. Enjoy. The tape
 

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"It's just like riding a wire fence". - Hilarious.
 

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He belches and discusses his "nuts clearance" and "bunghole." Â "Mah money and mah knife falls out" - the guy's carrying a kinfe around the White House The whole thing is absolutely hilarious. Enjoy. The tape
I heard that spot on the radio when it was released. If you really want to hear some crazy things, read the memoir by Johnson's driver. I think it might be called Black & White on Capitol Hill.
 

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Apparently when LBJ was in office he installed some sort of alarm system so that in case he was, uh, entertaining a young woman on the Oval Office desk his people could alert him that Lady Bird was coming.
 

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LBJ was also known for wearing large quantities of heavy gold items--apparently before he would step on a scale, he would have to remove his gold watch. It was that heavy.

He also had a fondness for neckties handpainted with buxom ladies.
 

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His nuts and bunghole are things of lengends.
 

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I always thought Beavis and Butt-Head coined the term bunghole.

Beavis: "I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"
 

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My favorite part of the convo was when he was talking about how his weight fluctuates 10-15 pounds a month. I wrestled for 7 years and got cutting weight down to a science. My senior year of high school I wrestling in the 160 weight class but was walking around almost ten pounds heavier. Thats crazy that an old dudes weight jumps around that much.
 

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Originally Posted by FidelCashflow
I always thought Beavis and Butt-Head coined the term bunghole.

Beavis: "I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!"


Doesn't the term bunghole come from the plug used in wooden casks used to store beer in old-school pubs?
 

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I liked how he wanted a shirt, jacket, and pants in the same light green color and material.

The guy on the other line was, like, "ummmmm, we don't do that"
 

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I also like how he said everything falls out of his pockets, the crotch is really uncomfortable and yet they are the best pants he's ever had. hahahahaha
 

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Great. Now you've got me listening to Nixon and Kissinger call McCain JR a ***** cause he hasn't bombed shit and their sick of it.

I'm going to be listening to this shit for weeks.
 

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