Ok where to start... well I'll be blunt I'm fashionably retarded. Im 36 and can't tie a tie, I Recently changed from blue/no collar work, to office work. I'm getting razzed at work for clip on ties,and not being Being able to tell formal from informal, from casual, it All looks the same to me. Figured a pair of pants and a shirt was a pair of pants and a shirt. I have one brown sport jacket that is about 7 ywars old. And apparently doc marten ankle boots don't count as apropriate office footware. The other problem is I can't find clothes that fit. Jacket size is a 48 short, then trim another 4" of the sleeve length, and the jacket will wind up hanging to low . Any matched suits seem to have size 40+ pants, and I'm a size 32. If I get a shirt for my neck size, they're baggy in the body and the arms are a foot too long, plus the shoulders may still be too tight. Pants that fit my waist often don't fit my thigh thicknes either im an athletic 5'7 235 lb. ive pretty much just worn sweats and T-shirts since I was teenager in the mid 90s. Where do I even start?