Help. Where can I get a haircut while I run?

[Robert]

So I know there are probably services for this kind of thing in L.A. and San Francisco, but out here on the East Coast things are different. I'm a busy guy and I can't afford the time to stop in and actually sit down and get a hair cut. Where can I find a hair stylist who might be willing (and able) to cut my hair while I jog through the park in the morning?

 

[IUtoSLU]

You are my hero.

 

[ama]

 

[SVS]

LOL! OP is busier than I am.

 

[why]

Eat more protein.

 

[Thomas]

I just use a battery -powered trimmer on the go. Sometimes it's a bit patchy here and there but I save lots of time.

 

[CorneliusP]

Not man enough to will your hair to stop growing huh?

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[Robert]

The problem here, too, is because of a lot southern fried cooking in this area, most of our hairstylists are overweight and out of shape and probably couldn't keep up with me running while also snipping my hair. Damn. This bums me out!

 

[Kris]

There is a chain of chopshops in Cali called "Cut n Run". They might do it.

 

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Kris

There is a chain of chopshops in Cali called "Cut n Run". They might do it.


Ah, but not "Run n Cut" so probably not.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by Robert

The problem here, too, is because of a lot southern fried cooking in this area, most of our hairstylists are overweight and out of shape and probably couldn't keep up with me running while also snipping my hair. Damn. This bums me out!

RONG RONG RONG RONG RONG:

....instead of looking for hairstylists who can run - you should be looking for runners who can cut hair.

 

[dganderson]

Originally Posted by Thomas

RONG RONG RONG RONG RONG:

....instead of looking for hairstylists who can run - you should be looking for runners who can cut hair.

That just blew my mind

 

[bobdobalina]

Originally Posted by Thomas

RONG RONG RONG RONG RONG:
BANANAPHONE!

 

[wmmk]

Originally Posted by bobdobalina

BONANOPHANE!

ftfy

 

[Rosenberg]

Originally Posted by CorneliusP

Not man enough to will your hair to stop growing huh?

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