HELP! Underwear for Work? (New T&A in "Consulting")

[Fuuma]

Hello,

I need one pair of night underwear and another pair of day underwear for work.

Will this look appropriate / formal enough for work? I'll be meeting with ****-level clients of world organizations, I have even been approached by a former IMF head:

Night:

http://www.agentprovocateur.com/collection-slideshow.html

Day:

http://www.agentprovocateur.com/collection-slideshow.html?theme=soireegold&popup=1&slide=5

Do I want a rubber or will a bespoke pigskin reusable condom do? Both of these are popular with clients who appreciate leather, a must in my industry.


Note: I will flood the forum with clueless threads about work attire including one about padded bras (it's important to look like you have ******** as studies have shown).

 

[curzon]

"As the current IMF managing director I insist all male staffers appear this long. If not, wear this to enhance your prospects.

Voila!"

NSFW

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[Liquidus]

Well done.

 

[johnvw]



Hello,
I need one pair of night underwear and another pair of day underwear for work.
Will this look appropriate / formal enough for work? I'll be meeting with ****-level clients of world organizations, I have even been approached by a former IMF head:
Night:
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/collection-slideshow.html
Day:
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/collection-slideshow.html?theme=soireegold&popup=1&slide=5
Do I want a rubber or will a bespoke pigskin reusable condom do? Both of these are popular with clients who appreciate leather, a must in my industry.
Note: I will flood the forum with clueless threads about work attire including one about padded bras (it's important to look like you have ******** as studies have shown).