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Help me understand this belt buckle

cazzzidy

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I have this womens belt buckle that I might try to rock. Trouble is, I don't know how it works. Can someone explain this mechanism to me and link me to suitable belt?

Thanks much.

 

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This may be the most esoteric question I've yet seen posed on the Style Forum.
 

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Originally Posted by cazzzidy
Can someone explain this mechanism to me

Not until you first explain yourself to us.
 

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Sigh. I had a feeling I'd need to defend myself. I have a molester mustache and a mullet, so this type of feminine accessory tempers my image. You should see the scarfs I wear.

Now how the hell does this thing work?
 

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Originally Posted by cazzzidy
Sigh. I had a feeling I'd need to defend myself. I have a molester mustache and a mullet, so this type of feminine accessory tempers my image. You should see the scarfs I wear. Now how the hell does this thing work?
Just look at it, it's not that complicated. How do you think it works? It clearly isn't a regular belt buckle and it appears it needs to attach itself onto a plate of some sort that is the other piece of the buckle, which you don't have and most likely will never find.
 

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My guess was that it requires an elastic belt with hooks at either end. I doubt it fastens to another metal bit because their is no mechanism for engagement/release. I'd probably have better luck on a ladies forum.
 

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Originally Posted by cazzzidy
their is no mechanism for engagement/release.
Originally Posted by SpooPoker
It clips on your vagina, obviously.

 

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Originally Posted by cazzzidy
My guess was that it requires an elastic belt with hooks at either end. I doubt it fastens to another metal bit because their is no mechanism for engagement/release. I'd probably have better luck on a ladies forum.

I think you're right.

Goes to show my expertise in women accessories.
 

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Originally Posted by SpooPoker


This is an excellent point: vaginas are closely related to millions of daily instances of both engagement and release.
 

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Originally Posted by cazzzidy
I'd probably have better luck on a ladies forum.

Then you want the Purse Forum. If it's a womens belt buckle they'll be able to help you.
 

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