Have you ever had Truck Nuts?

[Charley]

Americans' right to hang fake balls on trucks left dangling
Truck nuts case not seen as low-hanging fruit by court

Americans on the horns of a constitutional dilemma over their right to hang simulated, over-sized testicles from the back of their pickups will have to wait even longer for the issue to be decided.

 

[Kid Nickels]

this is an actual legal issue... jeezus, only in the States!

 

[Gibonius]

Someone in my old apartment complex had a set of those. They disappeared one night, only to return...spraypainted blue.

 

[Kid Nickels]

I think Johnny Knoxville used some of these in a skit where he's an old man w/ short ass 1970's style basketball shorts on w/ his balls hanging like 8 inches down his leg. Seems like they'd be good for a few practical jokes!!

 

[Thomas]

We had an IT consultant that had those on the back of his SUV.

 

[JustChris]

Figures this would go to court in South Carolina. Good god, that is such a deeply stupid state.

Personally, I think you should be allowed to have one pair of nuts. If you want to hang plastic ones off the bumper of your truck, then I get to cut the fleshy ones off your body.

 

[acidboy]

wonder if kyle has something to say about this

 

[Master-Classter]

Baller status

 

[Kid Nickels]

she seems to like them!