Sorry kids, but dark slim jeans were completely lame in the early 90s, for example. People would have thrown feces at you, if you dared wear this. But, you couldn't. Why? They were not even for sale. They did not manufacture them. Not a single person owned a pair unless it was a hold-over from 1978. You know what they call 13 year old jeans? Yup. "Dad jeans"