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GSquared

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A friend of mine (insert - yeah right, we know it's you) sent me a message today - " dude, i think something is wrong with me... i seem to be getting half-cocked like 8 times a day.... it's like i'm back in middle school. I dunno wtf is goin on'

Anyone else have this happen? I can honestly say that it has happened to me and I do the waistband tuck, but not on a consistent daily basis. I told him that tonight we are going out for Operation Make the Bald Man Puke and I think that will help. Some random at the bar or whatever works...

Thoughts?
 

DerekS

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I get morning wood...but my dick sleeps in....usually wakes up around 10am. so almost everyday around 10 I have to stay at my desk.
 

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This thread has potential to be DT Bronze (not quite gold or even silver).
Tell your friend to stop wearing those tight nut hugger pants! Restricting blood flow gives semis.
 

SeanathonHuff

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if you're sleep deprived you could get erections more frequently. it has to do with your autonomic nervous system
 

pebblegrain

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Originally Posted by SeanathonHuff
if you're sleep deprived you could get erections more frequently. it has to do with your autonomic nervous system

I concur. sometimes when I'm super drowsy at my desk, I achieve a burled maple
 

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