Haiku Battle

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Augusto86, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. shoreman1782

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    Uterine prolapse
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    i am out of fits
    i am bored with dressing now
    naked for summer!

    hard gays hips swivel
    in time with silent music
    springtime is homo
     
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    post whoring haiku
    one more post, yes, one more post
    they will respect me


    tut tut tut tut tut
    tut tut tut tut tut tut tut
    plus one to post count?
     
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    How much APC shrink?
    Maybe Nudies yes?
    Where can one cop?
     
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    a euphemism:
    squirmin herman, one eyed kraut
    that's not how it goes!

    pedophile haiku
    does not stand in courts of law
    "she said she's eighteen!"

    was once courted poetic
    strange girl, clever phrase, nice rack
    nothing came of it
     
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    Particularly
    This one thread in general
    Brings me such humor.

    JB
     
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    Self-righteous princess
    kicked my knee - hey ouch that hurt!
    I will sue the bitch.
     
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    craving a stogey
    nicotine invades my thoughts
    someone got a light?
     
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    craving a stogey
    nicotine invades my thoughts
    someone got a light?


    In the summertime
    the arms passing by my lit
    cigarette are bare
     
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    In darkest winter
    though honorable the path.
    My regret finds me
     
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    Winter can piss off
    because I like summer more.
    I say "Fuck regret".
     
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    Is the Spam for me?
    And not haiku poetry?
    I'm feeling hungry.
     

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