Haiku Battle

[Bandwagonesque]

forum of style
my comrades, your haikus have
left me in tears.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by cheapmutha

no bungholes? how then
would you love your brother in
true steezy fashion?

I have no steezy.
Dodge Stratus is what I drive.
100%

 

[cheapmutha]

dodge stratus you drive,
and the point home with great ease
i now understand

 

[cheapmutha]

post whoring haiku
one more post, yes, one more post
they will respect me

 

[shoreman1782]

Like a great wave, the
the haiku epidemic
washes over the steez.

Natural ebbs, flows,
Humor, beauty, move tidally
But some kind of suck.

When the verse storm passes,
Will we take such care crafting
The daily post rain?

In poetry workshops
Perhaps I should have listened
Rather than napping.

 

[Bandwagonesque]

A dirty haiku,
can only be surpassed by
dirty limericks.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

There once was a man
from nantucket whose shirt was
long, he could tuck it.

after falling in
glass and tearing off his pants
his shirt was so long

he said f*ck it.

 

[cheapmutha]

wet like the ocean
she rocks like a boat anchored
to my giant cock

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

a spring limerick
brings mayflower chicks with dicks
it is nature's trick

 

[shoreman1782]

There once was a man from the north,
Asked for limericks; dirty, of course,
The members obliged,
He wiped tears from his eyes
As he perused the dog'rel that spewed forth.

 

[shoreman1782]

There once was a member from Philly,
Who liked to post pics willy nilly,
With his recent subjects,
This member objects,
I don't want to see some lady's willy.

 

[cheapmutha]

there once was a man fom the south
who liked to put things in his mouth
the chicks clit was big
much like a cig
but the hole was reg like ralph

 

[shoreman1782]

There once was a student at Brandeis,
Who moved to give prose the ban, nice!
Too bad SF nerds
Aren't too gifted with words,
We're all far worse poets than Van. Ice.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

there once was a haiku-writer
named draghixa
and her uterus fell out!

 

[Augusto86]

Originally Posted by shoreman1782

There once was a student at Brandeis,
Who moved to give prose the ban, nice!
Too bad SF nerds
Aren't too gifted with words,
We're all far worse poets than Van. Ice.

Sparrow in spring rain
finds himself soaked by deluges
brought upon himself.