Haiku Battle

[Augusto86]

Like breaking birds eggs
crude lines smash haiku spirit
my verse transcends this!

 

[cheapmutha]

love, a complex thing
like denim, yes, it wil fade
and reveal beauty

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

love dulls the sword's blade
back and forth on leather strop
penetration soon

 

[cheapmutha]

lyrical sword play
you swing, i duck, come back strong
decapitation

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

^
and i bob and weave
my haiku cuts you in half
dub you "neil" and "bob"

 

[vaclava krishna]

I wish to drink, some beer at, 1:16p.m
because of melencholy, alonely hanging tweed
Ralph Lipschitz, where is, Lauren?

 

[cheapmutha]

diddy win? never
youre not half the man i am
bob or neil, both kill

cmf homme kids
not clothing for them, no sir,
real live cute kiddies

 

[LA Guy]

Rhymes torn asunder
March of the terrible trolls
Lizards and chimps fall

 

[cheapmutha]

hey fok, always thought
harvard was the best of the
best. your **** is weak

 

[LA Guy]

Just a little tired
Kicked your ass up and down now
Give my feet a rest.

 

[LA Guy]

or, if you like, the non-PG version:

Just a bit tired now
Been ******* you all night long
******* needs a rest.

 

[cheapmutha]

******* who? not me
you must mean my man diddy
he can wear out dicks

 

[cheapmutha]

opponents did fail
yet a winner i am not
the struggle goes on

 

[Augusto86]

^

Victory? Hardly!
Your ragged locks blocked your eyes;
didn't see my blow.

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

well i saw the blow
and it looked pretty sloppy
you should have swallowed