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Had my workout-worn underwear stolen at the gym today

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by Henry Boogers, Apr 6, 2011.

  1. Henry Boogers

    Henry Boogers Senior member

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    So I started going to a gym near my building downtown because they closed the one IN my building. Nice gym, but full of strange people.

    Anyhow, today I get done lifting and head to the showers, leaving my underwear on top of my gym bag by my locker....no one else near my locker.

    Come back a few minutes later and it's gone. Search all around and nothing, so I politely inquire "where the f*ck are my underwear"? A guy walks over and says "I though it seemed strange but I saw a guy in spandex walked over and stuff them in his bag on his way out".

    Seriously? WTF?
     


  2. texas_jack

    texas_jack Senior member

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    pervs are everywhere, you know he's probably got them held to his face as he jacks off right this second.
     


  3. DerekS

    DerekS Guyliner

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    keep an eye out ont the B&S. dont put it past Conne to steal your used sweaty drawers...spend the afternoon with them, then tryintg to sell em.
     


  4. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    there is a large market on ebay for well worn, ideally smelly, men's sneakers/underwear etc.

    Also, is your gym in Canada? If so, I may know the forum member that did this. He has a history of shenanigans in the locker rooms of mens gyms.
     


  5. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    there is a large market on ebay for well worn, ideally smelly, men's sneakers/underwear etc.
    There are websites devoted to this sort of thing. It's a big industry.
     


  6. Henry Boogers

    Henry Boogers Senior member

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    I knew between Ed and Conne we could not only propose the most likely path my drawers are headed for, but also penetrate this seedy underworld and possibly recover them. This is why I so enjoy Styleforum.
     


  7. wahwho11

    wahwho11 Senior member

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    i lol'd a bit. the question is: will you go to that gym again?
     


  8. Henry Boogers

    Henry Boogers Senior member

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    i lol'd a bit. the question is: will you go to that gym again?

    Yes. They aren't chasing me out of my gym and I'm 6'1" and 230 and have the gym owner's permission to knock them out if I see it again. I am actually excited to go back.
     


  9. tesuquegolfer

    tesuquegolfer Senior member

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    W T F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     


  10. munchausen

    munchausen Senior member

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    I knew between Ed and Conne we could not only propose the most likely path my drawers are headed for, but also penetrate this seedy underworld and possibly recover them. This is why I so enjoy Styleforum.

    Trust me, you don't want them back.
     


  11. edmorel

    edmorel Quality Seller!! Dubiously Honored

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    Yes. They aren't chasing me out of my gym and I'm 6'1" and 230 and have the gym owner's permission to knock them out if I see it again. I am actually excited to go back.

    If GQGeek stops posting for awhile, now we'll know why.
     


  12. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    If GQGeek stops posting for awhile, now we'll know why.

    He is good at multi-tasking.
     


  13. Henry Boogers

    Henry Boogers Senior member

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    On a more positive note, I picked a great day to wear a cashmere/wool blend.

    Ed - had you brought those 'classic cut' pants to market for my massive quad syndrome you would have had a product endorsement here...[​IMG]
     


  14. Prada_Ferragamo

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    There are websites devoted to this sort of thing. It's a big industry.

    You would know.
     


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    Not that I'm into that kind of perverted thing, but if your underwear was Zimmerli, made from the finest Swiss cotton, then I can understand the desire to pilfer them.
     


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