Lets keep it short... I have to travel to cities where H1N1 / Swine Flu is a big deal. I have to look damn good doing it however. Enroute to my client I have to go up escalators, elevators, subways, many doors etc.. I also have to go out with the client through the same obstacle course. I am considering either wearing white rubber gloves, which make me look like I am about to give a prostate exam OR wear white cotton doorman gloves. First, will the doorman gloves give me any meaningful protection (virus expert anyone?) Second, am I going to look like a freak or can this convincingly be pulled off with some class. I am trying to be polite, as they are proud of their city, but I also want to protect myself. Any advice?