Sesame Seed
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- Sep 4, 2008
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Murray Walker (MotoSport)-
"There are four different cars filling the first four places"
"There's nothing wrong with the car, except that it's on fire"
"I make no apologies for their absence. I'm sorry they're not here"
Dennis Cometti (Aussie Rules)
"He went into the pack optimistically and came out misty, optically"
"Shaun goes back to collect the ball, a free kick and several teeth"
"He looks like a guy you'd hire as your bodyguard if you were a bodyguard"
"How about Matt Campbell? He was so good in a confined space. That's a Ralph Fiennes quality".
Murray Mexted (Rugby)
"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"
"Everybody knows that I've been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now"
"I have a policy of not reading anything that is written about me" - Ian Thorpe on his biography
Golf
"This is for you, Jesus" - Aaron Baddeley on his maiden PGA tour victory
"I owe alot to my parents, especially my mother and father" - Greg Norman
Tennis
"Sex doesn't interfere with your tennis; it's staying out all night trying to find it that affects your tennis"- Andre Agassi
"Eighty per cent of the Top 100 women are fat pigs who don't deserve equal pay"- Richard Krajicek He later changed his stance "What I meant to say was that only 75 per cent are fat pigs"
Cricket
"Why are you so fat?" "Because every time I f-k your wife she gives me a biscuit" - exchange between Glenn McGrath and Eddo Brandes
"Mate, if you turn the bat over,you'll find the instructions on the back" - Merv Hughes to England's Robin Smith
Football
"He can't kick with his left foot. He can't head a ball. He can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that, he's all right" - George Best on David Beckham
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left"- David Beckham when asked if he thought he was a volatile player
hold one we've forgotten about the big mouths in Boxing...
"I can't believe that having said what I said was interpreted as having been what I said when I said it, because I said it where I said it, when I said it, and who I said it to" - Don King
"Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head" - Muhammed Ali
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you, man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah" - Mike Tyson
and my favourite...
"It was an old school boxing lesson that I gave him"- Bernard Hopkins on losing to Joe Calzaghe in their super middleweight world title bout
"There are four different cars filling the first four places"
"There's nothing wrong with the car, except that it's on fire"
"I make no apologies for their absence. I'm sorry they're not here"
Dennis Cometti (Aussie Rules)
"He went into the pack optimistically and came out misty, optically"
"Shaun goes back to collect the ball, a free kick and several teeth"
"He looks like a guy you'd hire as your bodyguard if you were a bodyguard"
"How about Matt Campbell? He was so good in a confined space. That's a Ralph Fiennes quality".
Murray Mexted (Rugby)
"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"
"Everybody knows that I've been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now"
"I have a policy of not reading anything that is written about me" - Ian Thorpe on his biography
Golf
"This is for you, Jesus" - Aaron Baddeley on his maiden PGA tour victory
"I owe alot to my parents, especially my mother and father" - Greg Norman
Tennis
"Sex doesn't interfere with your tennis; it's staying out all night trying to find it that affects your tennis"- Andre Agassi
"Eighty per cent of the Top 100 women are fat pigs who don't deserve equal pay"- Richard Krajicek He later changed his stance "What I meant to say was that only 75 per cent are fat pigs"
Cricket
"Why are you so fat?" "Because every time I f-k your wife she gives me a biscuit" - exchange between Glenn McGrath and Eddo Brandes
"Mate, if you turn the bat over,you'll find the instructions on the back" - Merv Hughes to England's Robin Smith
Football
"He can't kick with his left foot. He can't head a ball. He can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that, he's all right" - George Best on David Beckham
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left"- David Beckham when asked if he thought he was a volatile player
hold one we've forgotten about the big mouths in Boxing...
"I can't believe that having said what I said was interpreted as having been what I said when I said it, because I said it where I said it, when I said it, and who I said it to" - Don King
"Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head" - Muhammed Ali
"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you, man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah" - Mike Tyson
and my favourite...
"It was an old school boxing lesson that I gave him"- Bernard Hopkins on losing to Joe Calzaghe in their super middleweight world title bout
