Greatest one-line lyrics in history

[binge]

I'm Shock G, the one who put the satin on your panties.

 

[Rambo]

Colder than a polar bear's toenails

 

[HORNS]

Been 'bout ten long years still come flawless
The lawless warrior William Wallace
Rappin' 'till I get a million dollars
Like home girl strippin still in college
Trying to get paper'd up
Please huh believe I help her breathe like vapo-rub
Rock the mic in your favorite club
Rock flavors like haters might step on the the gators right? ****...
From the bay to decatur the mic motivator hold a mic like yoda hold a saber . . .

 

[HORNS]

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best

 

[Biggskip]

Originally Posted by Rambo

Another one I can't believe nobody's quoted yet:

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

I read through 7.5 pages of crappy rap lyrics just to make sure that nobody had put this up yet, and you beat me to it.

My hat is off to you.

Originally Posted by indesertum

Dear Mr. Toilet, Im the ****. Got these other haters mad cause my toilet paper thick - wayne

Not a lyric, but

"Gentlemen I do believe my 45s beat your fullhouse" - omar
- FTFY

 

[edinatlanta]

I spent my last ten dollars on birth control, and beer.
Life was so much simpler when I was sober, and queer.

 

[GoneBabyGone]

"Oh the snot has caked against my pants, it has turned into crystals..."

 

[countdemoney]

His dog up and died, he up and died, after 20 years he still grieves.

 

[MrG]

Originally Posted by countdemoney

His dog up and died, he up and died, after 20 years he still grieves.

Good one. That's a great song, and I love that line.

 

[Saul Silver]

Look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh...

jk

 

[aportnoy]

"You could be laughing at me, you have the right"

"Takes the wheel when I'm seeing double, pays my ticket when I speed"

"And I've never gotten used to it, I've just learned to turn it off"

"Tramps like us, baby we were born to run"

"The band in heaven plays my favorite song"

 

[Bhowie]

"The road goes on forever, and the party never ends."

 

[L.R.]

There is no decent place to stand in this massacre
But if a woman should take your hand then go and stand with her

 

[Big Pun]

"Ambition makes you look pretty ugly."

 

[binge]

I got a letter from the DMV the other day. I opened and read it, it said they were suckers.