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Greatest one-line lyrics in history

coldarchon

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Originally Posted by pocketsquareguy
How about one word?

"Tequila"



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I'd hold my child's head underwater, if it's a boy, I was joking.
 

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First line of that Pavement song: "There is no castration fear."
 

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This one just made me laugh

But I refused the offer, 'cuz God sent me to strike
With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke
 

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Immortal Tech is fucked up. I actually left a message on his pager after I got his CD.

The lyrics from Sir Psycho Sexy are actually kind of funny I think. I remember in year 8 of my Catholic high school in Australia, we were told to bring in a song for a poetic line or some such shit. I brought that in thinking it would be funny. No one in the class listened except the teacher. Didn't work out too well.

Standin' on the corneeeeeeeeer in Hong Koooonnnnnnnnnnnnng...
[untranscribable fantasy chinese:] mnja njung
My Baby was dooooooooooown in Hong Koooonnnnnnnnnnnnng
Hong Koooonnnnnnnnnng...ijajio magiau
Hong Koooonnnnnnnnnng...bimiau miagmiau
It's bad to be alooooooooooonnnne...baumiaamibau-miaaa
In Hong Koooonnnnnnnnnnnnng!
 

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Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan.


Show a little faith, there's magic in the night, you ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright
 

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i got money out the ass like a stripper - redman
 

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i kind of like "shake it like a polaroid picture" (outkast) "i'm not a killer, but don't push me. revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy." (tupac) "i'm so happy, 'cause today i found my friends - they're in my head" (cobain) but Biggie has the best quotable one-line lyrics: "i was a terror since the public school era...bathroom passes, cutting classes, squeezin asses" "i went from a common thief to up close and personal with Robin Leach" "I got techniques drippin' out my buttcheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets" "i'm penetratin', unless it smells like sanitation"
 

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"Now we can try several positions, and all of them a compromise. Because the only thing I want to see right now is your boyfriends look of surprise"

"You scream, as it enters your blood stream, erupts your brain from the pain these thoughts contain"

"If you happy when you save 2 dollars a week, you steal your neighbours empty bottles and keep all your receipts, and only treat your girl yearly to McDonalds to eat, don't be ashamed, pop your collars man - holler at me!"
 

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Vast Aire (of Cannibal Ox) - one of the best lyricists of all time: "I rest my head on 115 But miracles only happen on 34th, so I guess life is mean And death is the median And purgatory is the mode that we settle in" "I still remember the days of Coleco a daily struggle but I hold onto the vision hip hop at it's best when it lacked television and everybody wasn't an emcee you know where the flows be and if you check the rhyme slowly you'll find out cats is unseen like Jarobi" "You ain't a convict, you got caught jaywalking And you don't know the alphabet, but you still talking Well I got a blade too And I know it's sharp enough to cut you They call me starvin' Harlem, scissor tongue, I lick tissue" "Heads or tails The last cat who tried to see me, he now gotta touch braille"
 

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Dear Mr. Toilet, Im the shit. Got these other haters mad cause my toilet paper thick - wayne

Not a lyric, but

"Gentlemen I do believe my 44s beat your fullhouse" - omar
 

MetroStyles

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"watch out for the gypsy children in electric dresses, they're insane
I hear they live in crematoriums and smoke your remains"
 

Piobaire

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
This thread is not for you to post an entire song's lyrics that you googled and copy-pasted from ezlyrics.com, fuckface. Instead post one-liners that getcha every time. I'll start.

ODB: "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin me, but I have a little problem with you not fucking me."


Originally Posted by MetroStyles
Vast Aire (of Cannibal Ox) - one of the best lyricists of all time:

"I rest my head on 115
But miracles only happen on 34th, so I guess life is mean
And death is the median
And purgatory is the mode that we settle in"

"I still remember the days of Coleco
a daily struggle but I hold onto the vision
hip hop at it's best when it lacked television
and everybody wasn't an emcee
you know where the flows be and if you check the rhyme slowly
you'll find out cats is unseen like Jarobi"

"You ain't a convict, you got caught jaywalking
And you don't know the alphabet, but you still talking
Well I got a blade too
And I know it's sharp enough to cut you
They call me starvin' Harlem, scissor tongue, I lick tissue"

"Heads or tails
The last cat who tried to see me, he now gotta touch braille"


Major lulz.
 

MetroStyles

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Originally Posted by Piobaire
Major lulz.

Different songs, fuckface.
 

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"I'm wearing tight jeans, and nobody's laughing/More pussy than recycled sanitary napkins"
 

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