Geez, I gave my (ex) girlfriend the evil eye when I reached down to retrieve her cell phone under the passenger seat and came up with a lube smudge from the track mechanism on my Inglese sleeve. We broke up like the next day (she wasn't a keeper, though we'd been together 3 yrs). The Inglese Incident, while unspoken, may well have been the straw that broke the camel's back, though in truth the end was very near. MF, I envy your even temperament, proportional sense of values and the fact that you got yourself a keeper. Good for you, mate.