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Going under the knife

Rambo

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I'm heading into surgery this morning and there is a small to moderate possibility that I'll drop dead on the table since I'll be under anestesia for quite a while. If, as expected, I pull through, I should be back in a week or so to tell you all that I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about any of you. But, if I don't, and after being inspired by Blackpotato's thread, I wanted to say that its been good knowing all of you guys and I hope you have continued good health and as much STD ******** as humanly possible. Take care fellas.
 

appolyon

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Good luck with the surgery!
 

BDC2823

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Good luck! In accordance with your avatar, hopefully the sex change operation goes well and you can be the person you always knew you should have been born as.
 

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^If the OP is read carefully it's obvious he'll return avec a penis, while being sans in the now.

Good luck and live.
 

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Good luck man.

K
 

Thomas

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Good luck dude.
 

dcg

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Good luck to you.
 

origenesprit

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Originally Posted by CDFS
^If the OP is read carefully it's obvious he'll return avec a penis, while being sans in the now.

Wait, what? You can just add penises to yourself?

But seriously, be safe.
 

unjung

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Sorry, who is the OP? Is he important or something?

jk jk jk!
 

Douglas

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If you were going under the knife and getting general anesthesia it probably wasn't such a good idea to be up drunk-posting at 1:38am. Just sayin.
 

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I don't remember who you are really but I'm a fan of the man with no penis and all his suicidal adventures, so I wish you all the best in your entirely cosmetic surgery.
 

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good luck dude. I had a vasectomy and lymph nodes removed and I'm still here to talk about it.
 

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You will be fine and after a brief recovery period you will be able to tug on your new dog penis any time you want.
 

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