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Going to Cuba with 2 hot chix.

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by MilanoStyle, Aug 12, 2006.

  1. MilanoStyle

    MilanoStyle Senior member

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    hey guys.
    I have an opportunity to head down to cuba with 2 hot chix (we gonna share rooms too..). Normally, I would not think twice about heading down to Cuba, but I feel unease about this trip as Castro is sick badly. I am worried that I go down there and Castro dies and some sort of war breaks out, like a scene from God Father 2.

    What would guys advise?
     
  2. Kent Wang

    Kent Wang Senior member Dubiously Honored Affiliate Vendor

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    Just make sure to bring along your gold-plated telephone.
     
  3. Histrion

    Histrion Senior member

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    And a gold suit. You'll be set.
     
  4. Alter

    Alter Senior member

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    You're questioning the opportunity to live out a Godfather 2 moment? Get on the plane!
     
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    farooqm Senior member

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    Hawk, I very much doubt Cuba will go to war as baby bro is already in line to succeed, not to mention that tourism in Cuba is a huge part of the local economy, they would be idiotic to disrupt the resorts which are spaced away from the general population. Nice job hooking up the girls for the trip, you'll have to tell me the story one day.
     
  6. MilanoStyle

    MilanoStyle Senior member

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    alright. this is it. i am going. well .. time to look for a nice linen blend suit!
    Farooq, for sure .. lets get together sometime next week for casual dinner if time allows..
     
  7. Stu

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    alright. this is it. i am going. well .. time to look for a nice linen blend suit! Farooq, for sure .. lets get together sometime next week for casual dinner if time allows..
    I know you did not ask for tourist advice, but I have some anyway [​IMG] Stay in Miramar, near the old Soviet embassy. Hit up the diplotiendas for cigars, Havana Club rum and Hatuey beer. The mojitos are great just about anywhere, and make sure you hit the discoteque at the Hemingway Marina, just west of Miramar, at night. Got to Bodeguita del Medio and Floridita, both haunts of Papa himself, in Old Havana. Take a day trip to Varadero, which is the most blinding white sand you will ever see in your life. Just one question, why would you take women there when Cuba is, like the No. 1 place in the world to go where you don't need to BYOP?
     
  8. imageWIS

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    Just make sure to bring along your gold-plated telephone.

    And a suit case full of money. Don't forget to see the guy with the huge schlong, Johnny Ola says the show is great.

    Jon.
     
  9. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    You're questioning the opportunity to live out a Godfather 2 moment? Get on the plane!

    just make sure you trust your younger brother, fredo.
     
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    imageWIS Senior member

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    just make sure you trust your younger brother, fredo.

    And make sure you kiss him on the mouth before you leave Cuba.

    Jon.
     
  11. JBZ

    JBZ Senior member

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    I know it was you MilanoStyle. You broke my heart.
     
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    imageWIS Senior member

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    I know it was you MilanoStyle. You broke my heart.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Jon.
     
  13. Martin

    Martin Member

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    hey guys.
    I have an opportunity to head down to cuba with 2 hot chix (we gonna share rooms too..).

    What would guys advise?


    Condoms.
     
  14. mizanation

    mizanation Senior member

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    going to cuba with 2 hot chicks is nice. especially if you can use them to get hotter chicks in cuba.
     
  15. Mute

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    Two chicks? I'd take the chance.
     
  16. Englandmj7

    Englandmj7 Senior member

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    Unless they are REALLY hot, going to Cuba with two non-Cuban women is like bringing a knife to a gunfight........or maybe a less violent analogy [​IMG]

    There are SO many beautiful women in Cuba; great place. Make sure to buy some 1950s baseball cards and bring them here to resell. My older brother did that and made several hundred dollars.....although I realize baseball cards should be the last thing on your mind [​IMG]
     
  17. Aaron

    Aaron Senior member

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    What would guys advise?
    Not to refer to them as chix. I would also pack the following: Two bags of grass Seventy-five pellets of mescaline Five sheets of high-powered blotter acid A saltshaker half-full of cocaine A whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that you need all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. A.
     
  18. LabelKing

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    Get a Cadillac there.
     
  19. Edward Appleby

    Edward Appleby Senior member

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    Two chicks? I'd take the chance.
    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
    Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
    Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
    Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
    Peter Gibbons: Good point.
     
  20. alflauren

    alflauren Senior member

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    I think we need some photos of the women to adequately assess the situation.
     

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