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Girl of my dreams: private detective

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Richard Pryor, Aug 27, 2011.

  1. Richard Pryor

    Richard Pryor Senior member

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    Here's the deal: all of my friends are either married or engaged. I'm just 31.

    There's this girl who's 30 and is a really nice prospect. Thing is, I really hate going out alone, so I'm thinking that meeting her at lunch at some random restaurant would be a nice way to get her phone number (the only way probably).

    I'm a lawyer, and dress up during the week, and going to lunch with my boss would be a good way to impress her... I think.

    So, how much would you spend on a private detective so he tells you where she went for lunch on a specific day, so you would get there 30 minutes later?

    This may sound desperate, but seriously... I've been fking strangers for a while, and it would be nice to fk this girl and maybe get in a serious relationship with her. She's hot, rich, good genes, and from previous experience I think I have a shot. Hgh maintenance though.

    I think it would be a 2 hour job for a private detective. I know where she works, and would give him a picture of her.

    Psycho?
     


  2. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Richard, you have caught me in a rare moment. But I did nearly this exact same thing two years ago. And it resulted in genital touching.

    $675.

    /end thread.

    Feel free to PM me for details.
     


  3. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    Are you serious? =/
     


  4. robin

    robin Senior member

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  5. Richard Pryor

    Richard Pryor Senior member

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    100%
     


  6. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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  7. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Stop judging.
     


  8. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    this is so unnecessary. why don't you follow her and creep up to her when she's out jogging or something, with you wearing just a trenchcoat? isn't that what your kind usually does?
     


  9. indesertum

    indesertum Senior member

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    but he wouldnt be able to get his boss to come unless he came creeping too.
     


  10. Master-Classter

    Master-Classter Senior member

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    wait, is this DT?

    serious? how do you know her to begin with? that should guide you on how to see her again...
     


  11. Texastyle

    Texastyle Senior member

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    Just get her work number and give her a call.... with lots of heavy breathing.
     


  12. musicguy

    musicguy Senior member

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    rofl. thanks for the laughs op
     


  13. burningbright

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    Man I love this forum. OP, send me a PM and I'll follow her for $600.
     


  14. willpower

    willpower Senior member

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    RP's love posts are always so absurd, this has to be another troll thread.
     


  15. ter1413

    ter1413 Senior member

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    Def go with ur boss....so he/she knows that you are loco!
     


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