Girl advice. Pitiful, right?

[Eccentric]

My question for the OP: do you just want to **** her or do you actually have feelings for her? That kinda matters.

 

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by tagutcow

I wouldn't normally even contribute to a thread like this, but I'm in a similar situation myself. I've been seeing a girl (well, right now I haven't seen her in two weeks) who obviously has/had some drama going on with an ex-boyfriend. I know nothing about the guy, she hasn't volunteered any information, and I intend to keep it that way. Recently she changed her Facebook status from "In a relationship" to "It's Complicated". Well that's something, isn't it?

Two weeks huh? Remember my advice earlier, get a penicillin shot next time before seeing her, she may have lingering dingleberries in her mouth.

 

[Fuuma]

Hmm X26 just send me a PM saying "**** off and die". Hahahahahahaha.


X26: I pee on your mom.

 

[Sherlockian]

Originally Posted by walked

... and so I dont do drama.

Something to the effect of: "Hey, I like you - and you like me, its completely obvious. Now, I can respect the interesting relationship dynamic in your life, but there's something here and you should make yourself available to pursue it. If you've got a problem with me wanting that, you should just kick me out right now (or similar, location sensitive for sure)"

That sounds like total cheeseball, emo chickflick drama to me. Are you Zac Efron?

Just choose your moment wisely and kiss her.

 

[x26]

Originally Posted by Fuuma

Hmm X26 just send me a PM saying "**** off and die". Hahahahahahaha.


X26: I pee on your mom.


You're a "Class Act" you Dirty Communist FilthFuck!!

 

[Flambeur]

mmm hmmmmmm

 

[acidboy]

c'mon you two... the real enemy is the girl with the dingleberry tasting mouth. focus on that or we lose the war.

 

[modsquad]

No need to make a speech about the other guy. No need to even mention it, in fact. It sounds like she likes you. Allow this not-very-important-man to leave your consciousness when you are with the girl and she will do the same. Just get her to a place where sex tends to start - her place, your place, wherever - and make a simple, not over-thought, not over-planned move. Kiss her, feel her up or something and ask her in nice simple words to stay over or spend the night or some such. It sounds like she will take you up on it

 

[Duff_Man]

Originally Posted by x26

You're a "Class Act" you Dirty Communist FilthFuck!!

PFAHAHAHAHA awesome. I love how Communist is the first thing that comes to mind.

 

[Andrew.Wall62]

You sound like you're on the right track. Good luck.

Edit - That is if you actually like her, or want a relationship with her. If you just want to get ********* wet you are doing this terribly wrong.

 

[nonissue]

I love how there is some good advice in this thread, some mediocre advice in this thread, and some absolutely unbelievably awesome advice in this thread. I only hope the OP can differentiate before it's too late. KEEP US UPDATED.