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Getting My Wife Drunk (and loose haha!)

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by macuser3of5, May 28, 2008.

  1. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    all these years and I never knew. Thanks, guys!

    Another college drunk: the hit-and-run

    1 part banana liqueur
    1 part rum
    1 part pineapple juice
    1 parts hawaiian punch
    2 parts tonic water or sprite

    blue curacao if you like.
     
  2. Alter

    Alter Senior member

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    Yeah I was going to suggest the chocolate route (which when you think about it is, is also your objective according to the tags [​IMG] )

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  3. JAY13

    JAY13 Member

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    Keep suggestions coming
     
  4. EnglishGent

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    Interesting and scarier version of J's "Jedi Mind Shit".

    Take 1 can of concentrated lemonade and add it to a pitcher
    Fill the empty can with Everclear and add to pitcher
    Then add three bottles of cheap beer
    Stir and get drunk quickly.
     
  5. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    ^Substituting something for the Everclear (I can't remember what it was we put in) results in an absolutely mind-numbing concoction we called Skip and Go Naked. I can personally attest to the inhibition-lowering qualities. [​IMG]
     
  6. cldpsu

    cldpsu Senior member

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    Natty light! take her back to ol' times of getting drunk and loose!
     
  7. Thomas

    Thomas Senior member

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    ^Substituting something for the Everclear (I can't remember what it was we put in) results in an absolutely mind-numbing concoction we called Skip and Go Naked. I can personally attest to the inhibition-lowering qualities. [​IMG]

    ...Rube, were you ever inhibited???
     
  8. yachtie

    yachtie Senior member

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    Old Fashoned
    sloe gin Fizz ( or any of the other Fizzes)
    Burbon manhattan with a splash of Grand Marnier.
     
  9. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    ...Rube, were you ever inhibited???
    The inhibitions to which I was referring were not mine...[​IMG]
     
  10. macuser3of5

    macuser3of5 Senior member

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    Keep suggestions coming
    Do you have plans with my wife I don't know about?!! [​IMG] Weekend update: Margaritas. Fun times. Tags are still valid, though.
     
  11. untilted

    untilted Senior member

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    You may have to demonstrate the sucking first if she needs schooling in that department.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. TexasLidig8r

    TexasLidig8r Senior member

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    An offshoot of the Vesper martini..

    2 parts Bombay Blue Sapphire
    1 part Grey Goose Citroen
    1 part Lillet Blanc..

    Shaken, served up with a twist of lemon.

    Alcohols all blend perfectly so you don't have a kick...

    Until it is too late. [​IMG]
     
  13. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    lol at the tags

    [​IMG] Killer tags.

    Just get it over with and PM Hunstman.


    Ya but make sure she gets an enema first. Does anyone else remember those anal horror stories that were posted here from craigslist about a year ago? Just saying. ^_^
     
  14. Fulcannelli

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