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TheFoo

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"We can rebuild him. We have the technology."

In this thread, voluntary and involuntary subjects will be Foofed--by yours truly. The service is free of charge.

Subject #1: Mr. Moo.



Problem: Subject believes his jacket fits.
Foofification: Fuller chest, longer length, lower buttoning point, lower patch pockets moved further inward.
 

fcuknu

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Im gonna go short on this thread, I dont think it has the epic thread feel to it. Whats the double inverse ETF for this thread, boofoo?
 

itsstillmatt

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Originally Posted by fcuknu
Im gonna go short on this thread, I dont think it has the epic thread feel to it. Whats the double inverse ETF for this thread, boofoo?
No sir, you are wrong. People will start to tell foof that he is looking for attention, then he will tell them, in painful detail, why it is not true, then Vox will feel left out and make the thread all about him, then people will start to salivate and offer up sloppy blowjobs and tell him how wonderful his life is. We could get to two hundred posts before another picture comes up.
 

Connemara

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Originally Posted by iammatt
No sir, you are wrong. People will start to tell foof that he is looking for attention, then he will tell them, in painful detail, why it is not true, then Vox will feel left out and make the thread all about him, then people will start to salivate and offer up sloppy blowjobs and tell him how wonderful his life is. We could get to two hundred posts before another picture comes up.
Correct!
 

fcuknu

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something feels off my friends.... its that gut feeling... im pushing them all in short.
 

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The foofed jacket looks good, even though it appears to have magically removed a few pounds.

The shoes look much too small relative to the rest of the body, though.
 

RJman

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Originally Posted by iammatt
No sir, you are wrong. People will start to tell foof that he is looking for attention, then he will tell them, in painful detail, why it is not true, then Vox will feel left out and make the thread all about him, then people will start to salivate and offer up sloppy blowjobs and tell him how wonderful his life is. We could get to two hundred posts before another picture comes up.
I am staying out of this thread. Also, I believe vox is on safari in Africa, spanking monkeys.
 

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Matt Fan, assistant editor to the Sartorialist?
I thought the foofed jacket looks great. Is mafoofan's critical analysis supported by his own confidence or has he somehow been given this authority by the forum?
 

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Just to make this thread about me again,we've finished off the second bottle of rose champagne at our four poster king bed by the pool.

I've moved on to martinis: Miller's gin, stirred, up, dry, cucumber garnish. I spotted some dude combing his back earlier...for self protection, I am assuming it is Ed Morel.

If it is, he's in the cheap seats. I'm avoiding eye contact lest I be forced to buy horse blanket trousers out of politeness.

- B
 

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Originally Posted by RJman
I am staying out of this thread. Also, I believe vox is on safari in Africa, spanking monkeys.

 

Philip1978

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Originally Posted by sonlegoman
Okay, let's put your skills to the test:



Even foo can't fix this one.
 

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Originally Posted by sonlegoman
Okay, let's put your skills to the test:



Put a hazmat symbol on the pic and move on, that's like asking Foof to clean up Chernyobyl.
 

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Originally Posted by voxsartoria
Just to make this thread about me again,we've finished off the second bottle of rose champagne at our four poster king bed by the pool.

I've moved on to martinis: Miller's gin, stirred, up, dry, cucumber garnish. I spotted some dude combing his back earlier...for self protection, I am assuming it is Ed Morel.

If it is, he's in the cheap seats. I'm avoiding eye contact lest I be forced to buy horse blanket trousers out of politeness.

- B


Wow, your life sounds amazing, I want to be you when I grow up!!! Please tell me more, I'll live vicariously through your amazing stories.
 

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