George Washington

[Tokyo Slim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5...2D176110%2Ephp Be warned, NSFW, coke might shoot out your nose. I heard he once held an oppents wife's hand. In a jar of acid. At a party.

 

[imageWIS]

LMFAO: "30 god damn dicks!"

Him talking on the phone was great.

Jon.

 

[Brian SD]

Nice! I love it.

 

[rdawson808]

I shall now discreetly pass that on to many people here at the only college our Founding Father ever consented to have named after him, and to which he donated 50 gold guineas to help in its founding.

Fucking hilarious.

bob

 

[Nick M]

That's hilarious.

And based on a true story.

 

[Vintage Gent]

Originally Posted by Nick M

That's hilarious.

And based on a true story.

George Washington really fucked the shit out of bears? Damn.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Vintage Gent

George Washington really fucked the shit out of bears? Damn.
I know! GW was the man! Plus, he invented cocaine AND the telephone, no easy feat. Jon.

 

[j]

Well once you invent cocaine, the ideas start coming quick...

 

[Vintage Gent]

Originally Posted by j

Well once you invent cocaine, the ideas start coming quick...

Yes, but I'm not sure copulating with the ursine mammals counts as an idea.

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Vintage Gent

Yes, but I'm not sure copulating with the ursine mammals counts as an idea.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sure, it is, one day he was walking along and thought to himself "Hey, I've got an idea: how about I fuck a bear?"

Jon.

 

[Pink22m]

LMFAO

That was hilarious.

 

[faustian bargain]

he ate the back half of that deer in one bite! damn!

 

[bachbeet]

I know this is all in jest, but isn't it a bit ethnocentric to say GW "invented" cocaine?

 

[King Salmon]

Originally Posted by bachbeet

I know this is all in jest, but isn't it a bit ethnocentric to say GW "invented" cocaine?
I invented cocaine. Is that ethnocentric enough for you?

 

[Vintage Gent]

Originally Posted by faustian bargain

he ate the back half of that deer in one bite! damn!

Well, when you're twelve stories tall and made of radiation, you've got one mother of an appetite.