Gay Thread Misconception

[texas_jack]

Originally Posted by odoreater

Three reasons:

(1) real men are too busy to know that much about beer.

(2) anything "imperial" is gay.

(3) it just sounds gay.

I've noticed a pattern of people getting very defensive about their gay tendencies in this thread.

I know lots about beer because I make my own. Not gay.

 

[odoreater]

Originally Posted by ted

Fraternities are not gay.

Say all the gay frat boys. Again, more defensiveness. Why not just embrace your gayness people?

 

[skalogre]

Originally Posted by ted

Fraternities are not gay.

No, they are actually supergay!!!

 

[odoreater]

Originally Posted by texas_jack

I know lots about beer because I make my own. Not gay.

well why don't you just whip us all up a batch of imperial stout then and we can all spank each other ********** and celebrate how not gay we are.

 

[dtmt]

Originally Posted by lawyerdad

Ask him and find out. If he kicks your butt either (1) he's not a sissy; or (2) you're a bigger sissy.
Ok I tried this but the guy gave me his number. What does that mean?

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by ted

Fraternities are not gay.

Riiiiight, and I don't lip-synch to Carly Simon in the shower.

 

[texas_jack]

Originally Posted by odoreater

well why don't you just whip us all up a batch of imperial stout then and we can all spank each other ********** and celebrate how not gay we are.

Yay!

 

[ted]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Riiiiight, and I don't lip-synch to Carly Simon in the shower.

Benny and the jets, oh, oh, oh, oh, Benny, Benny, Benny......

Ok so it's not Carly Simon.....

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by ted

Benny and the jets, oh, oh, oh, oh, Benny, Benny, Benny......

Eerily, I literally just finished listening to that song.

 

[Stax]

the manliest beer is .....

anything else is for nancy boys.

 

[ted]

Originally Posted by Connemara

Eerily, I literally just finished listening to that song.

OMG,,,,that's so gay, so did I. Maybe I should drink some beer and stop this, no, no, no, embrace, embrace.......OK gimme a White Russian.

 

[ted]

Originally Posted by Stax

the manliest beer is .....

anything else is for nancy boys.

My friends call me 'Beercan'. Hard enough to hang laundry on.

 

[odoreater]

How about: any beer that comes in a clear bottle is gay. A beer bottle should be green or brown.

 

[Stax]

Originally Posted by odoreater

How about: any beer that comes in a clear bottle is gay. A beer bottle should be green or brown.
Miller High Life, the champagne of beers, gay?

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by Stax

Miller High Life, the champagne of beers, gay?

High Life is so disgusting that it's not even funny.