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Gay Clubs (You know you want to click this)

LabelKing

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Originally Posted by rach2jlc
I stand corrected! Perhaps instead of his monocle, LK needs to take his walrus penis? I'll bet that'll get him more "traffic" at teh **** barzzz.

Are you suggesting I'm small? Just because I'm Oriental...
 

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Bumping this from the dead, as I got talked into going to a gay club tonight. I hope I don't get roofied.

Trying to figure out my most heterosexual-looking outfit...
 
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There is no heterosexual looking outfit. There is just badly dressed gay.
 

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I am thinking faux vintage band t-shirt, raw denim jeans and sneakers.

Are there signs (e.g. handkerchief signs) in clubs that would reduce my likelihood of getting groped?

On a related note, I realized yesterday I was dressed like Ellen Degeneres... Pink OCBD, grey khakis, cotton d-ring belt, sneakers.
 
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I am thinking faux vintage band t-shirt, raw denim jeans and sneakers.

On a related note, I realized yesterday I was dressed like Ellen Degeneres... Pink OCBD, grey khakis, cotton d-ring belt, sneakers.


first outfit: gay-friendly

second outfit: gay-proof; you'll just be one of the last guys at the bar asked for a dance.
 

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Do gays wear Chuck Taylors?
 

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Damn, so there was a Deadmau5 afterparty at the gay club tonight and we couldn't get in. I was kinda hyped up for it, I can't help but feel a tad disappointed that we didn't get in.

And yes that was posted with tongue firmly in cheek.
 

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Shaved, firm, male posterior cheek?
 

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I must say I'm mildly disappointed I never get hit on in gay clubs. Eye fucked, sure, but never approached. Despite my chiseled appearance and bitchin' guns, I apparently don't put off gay vibes.
 

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Most American girls I've been with have told me "when I first met you I thought you looked gay, but you didn't act gay so I was confused."

Sigh.
 
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