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Funny School Absence Excuses

bachbeet

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CTUAL SCHOOL ABSENCE EXCUSES FROM
PARENTS (SUPPOSEDLY)-- INCLUDING SPELLING.

*My son is under a doctor's care today and should
not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick
and I had her shot.

*Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

*Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.

*Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
hip.

*John has been absent because he had two teeth
taken out of his face.

*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

*Megan could not come to school today because she
has been botheres by very close veins.

*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
loose vowels.

*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits.

*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

*Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his
bust.

*Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's
fault.

*I kept Billie home because she had to go
Christmas shopping because I don't know what size
she wear.

*Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off
the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought
it was Sunday.

*Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We
have to attend her funeral.

*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

*Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps.

*Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
gangover.

*Please excuse brenda, she has been sick and under
the doctor.
 

IUtoSLU

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"*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."

 

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[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Chris will not be in shcool cus he has an acre in his side.[/FONT]
 

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