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Figure that since all my friends in the real world (ie not Vietnam) have forgotten I exist and dropped me from their forwarding-lists now that Ive been living here so long, Id start a thread devoted to funny emails.

Anything amused you lately? Copy n paste it below.

Ill kick it off with the signs youve grown up email I pasted over in the refugee tent the other week....

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Originally Posted by m@T-the-'Fugee
SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP!!

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. ********** in a bunk bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite song in a shopping centre.

6. You watch the ABC.

7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."

8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

9. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

10. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

11. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

13. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

14. You take weekend naps from noon

15. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

16. You go to the Chemist for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

17. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

18. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

19. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"

20. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

21. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# What Happened?"

22. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friend's cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
 

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