Funny Catch Phrases

[edmorel]

Originally Posted by Thomas

I clicked this topic and read through all the responses just to find out how you would work analingus into a funny catchphrase. I just wanted you to know that.

Imagine the restraint I've had in not posting in the "First Manton, Now Anal" thread.

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by edmorel

Imagine the restraint I've had in not posting in the "First Manton, Now Anal" thread.

Must have been killing you.

 

[Master-Classter]

Originally Posted by The Swede

I like my women the way I like my whiskey, 16 years old and mixed up with coke

www.bash.org (some really funny stuff or IRC)

"#739375 +(2031)- [X]

<Tostitos> i like my women the way i like my coffee
<Jet> Ground up and in the freezer?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> full of your cream?
<mistik> hawt?
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
<RaMTuFF> quiet ?
<Jet>: Colombian?
<Aimee> hot?
<Jet> From McDonalds?
<djswift2k3> Black?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> in a cup?
<Jet> Spilt all over your lap?
<Aimee> cheap?
<whiteboihere> strong and black?/
<Tostitos> i hate you all
"

I recently heard one "Motherhood and Apple Pie" (ie lifeblood, traditional, etc)

 

[TheRejectedOne]



Would anyone like to share some gems you use or have heard lately?


I was going into a marketing presentation and remarking to a co-worker that the guy about to give the show - "was sweating like the pig who knows he's dinner' - not that original however under the circumstances very accurate! - the presentation went very well, and the guy was relieved when it was over.

 

[TheRejectedOne]

This one me and my friends always do when we get blamed

"The cat did it!"