Funny Catch Phrases

[Sigmatic]

tougher than a two-dollar steak

 

[selbsttatig]

Originally Posted by somecallmebj

The possible uses are endless. It just always comes up.

That's what she said.

 

[Hench]

The one i use the most is probably "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR"

.. It always gives people a cuckle, if used correctly

 

[JoeWoah]

Your mom....

As in, "That's what your mom said..." That what your mom did..." ... like your mom..." etc...

It doesn't even need to make any sense. We do this all day at work to each other.

"F***'n Ahh!" and "Wicked"

"Get it done." Like Get-r-done but much less marsupialed/NASCAR'ish. Sould accompany some ridiculous gesture towards what/who you think should be done.

 

[Fade to Black]

"hoo-ah!"

 

[SantosLHalper]

Originally Posted by JesseJB

I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."

I have a friend who is a teacher. One of her young male students got in trouble for telling a female student that he wanted "to pee in her butt."

My teacher friend made the boy write an apology note to the girl that reads "I am sorry I said I wanted to pee in your butt." It's written in block letters on the huge wide-ruled paper. So classic. She keeps it on her refrigerator at home.

 

[ComboOrgan]

You're not whistlin' Dixie
when someone says something that is very true

 

[JoeWoah]

From Lil' Bush

Lil' Cheney's "rar rar rar go ************* rar rar rar"

 

[Bradford]

In reference to someone who's not all there...

"He/she is two tacos short of a combo plate."

 

[Enzo]

"Sweating like a prostitute in church", is one of my favorites.

 

[untilted]

Originally Posted by SantosLHalper

I have a friend who is a teacher. One of her young male students got in trouble for telling a female student that he wanted "to pee in her butt."

**** you. i spilled cranberry juice all over my shirt after reading that.

 

[untilted]

i like the following:

"no ****."

"you *****-ass-mother-******" (from van wilder)

 

[imageWIS]

We have a promo that hasn't made money in ever (it's been 1 ½ years, they really must kill it). So I've been saying lately: "it's not even a loss leader, it's just a loss". It's worked well so far.

Jon.

 

[jml90]

Originally Posted by Fade to Black

the original DX theme song is one of my favorite songs...and i like the catch phrases in the intro...

"Are you ready...you think you're BETTER than me?....BREAK IT DOWN!"

*starts doing crotch chop "X" motion with hands* man HBK was pure ******* swagger in his prime. His heel turn on Marty Janetty was also classic as hell. The whole Attitude era of the WWF (screw the E!) was gold and played a big part in shaping me into who i am today...Steve Austin, The Rock / nation of domination, DX...

Read the sig.

"Know your role and shut your mouth"
"Jabroni"
When something goes wrong "Dick in ******" "**** me"
"Go get fucked"
I have more I'm sure, but can't think

 

[Laffertron]

When people are interfering in something to confuse the situation:
"Now let's not tread on each other's dicks here gentlemen"