Funny Catch Phrases

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Originally Posted by Jenaimarr

- "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?"


Much better than the overrated/played out "I'm Rick James *****"

I also liked "**** yo couch *****"

and one for the wrestling fans:

"STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!"

"IF YA SMELLLLLALALALALALALWLAAAWL..."

now i'm gettin flashbacks of high school

 

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the original DX theme song is one of my favorite songs...and i like the catch phrases in the intro...

"Are you ready...you think you're BETTER than me?....BREAK IT DOWN!"

*starts doing crotch chop "X" motion with hands* man HBK was pure ******* swagger in his prime. His heel turn on Marty Janetty was also classic as hell. The whole Attitude era of the WWF (screw the E!) was gold and played a big part in shaping me into who i am today...Steve Austin, The Rock / nation of domination, DX...

 

[Toiletduck]

"rock out with ********* out" and my favorite

 

[dopey]

I laughed so hard the chicken died.

 

[knittieguy]

Originally Posted by etl

heard an Aussie on the radio the other day refer to something as "leaner than the butcher's dog." I'm still trying to figure out what it means.

Aussies do have colorful ways of saying things.
I heard an Aussie once say he was so thirsty he could drink the piss off a low flying pigeon. He also once announced he was going to the bathroom by stating "Got to go bleed my lizard."

 

[odoreater]

"swinging cock" gets used a lot where I work.

"Joes a real swinging cock around here" or "do you want to be a swinging cock some day or what"

 

[knittieguy]

Originally Posted by odoreater

"swinging cock" gets used a lot where I work.

"Joes a real swinging cock around here" or "do you want to be a swinging cock some day or what"

I think that is from Platoon

 

[odoreater]

Originally Posted by knittieguy

I think that is from Platoon

Sounds like that could be right. It's also interchangeable with "swinging dick."

 

[HORNS]

More frustrated than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

 

[Concordia]

As popular as a fart in a spacesuit.

 

[HORNS]

Harder than a woodpecker's lip.

 

[FLMountainMan]

It's only money and it grows on trees.

Cattywompus

Higher than a Georgia Pine

Referring to mean overweight girls as "Jabba", amjacks as "STJs" (South Tampa Juiceheads), the "BFI" in the corner of every bar in the west (Big ******* Indian), referring to really white guys as "king of caucasia"

 

[HORNS]

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

It's only money and it grows on trees.

Cattywompus

Higher than a Georgia Pine

Referring to mean overweight girls as "Jabba", amjacks as "STJs" (South Tampa Juiceheads), the "BFI" in the corner of every bar in the west (Big ******* Indian), referring to really white guys as "king of caucasia"

Is "cattywompus" equivalent to "womperjaw"?

 

[why]

I just say '****' a lot.

 

[somecallmebj]

Being a huge fan of The Office, I've picked up "that's what she said".

The possible uses are endless. It just always comes up.

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