Funny Catch Phrases

[ccc123]

Would anyone like to share some gems you use or have heard lately?

I was going into a marketing presentation and remarking to a co-worker that the guy about to give the show - "was sweating like the pig who knows he's dinner' - not that original however under the circumstances very accurate! - the presentation went very well, and the guy was relieved when it was over.

 

[Joseph K. Bank]

I may not have the best sense of humor but I enjoy using "What are you talking about Willis?" when I am not certain if a person is being serious or not.

 

[Kent Wang]

"All hat and no cowboy."

 

[contactme_11]

"VICTORY IS MINE!" -stewie from family guy

 

[Eason]

My last name is Black, so others at work decided I should remind my clients of the fact that once you go black, you'll never go back when doing an initial consult, and when I leave a room, I should turn and dramatically announce that yes, you should always bet on black. Results have been mixed.

 

[tiecollector]

Originally Posted by Eason

My last name is Black, so others at work decided I should remind my clients of the fact that once you go black, you'll never go back when doing an initial consult, and when I leave a room, I should turn and dramatically announce that yes, you should always bet on black. Results have been mixed.

I'm only black from the waist down... can I still use your catch phrase during my meetings?

 

[JesseJB]

I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."

 

[Earthmover]

"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen"

 

[Eason]

Originally Posted by JesseJB

I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."

You've been a ladies man ever since.

 

[Joseph K. Bank]

Does anyone remember that very old TV show Gomer Pyle? The lead character (Gomer) use to say "Shazam" many times in each episode.

 

[Coho]

lol. Kids say the darnest things.

Originally Posted by JesseJB

I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."

 

[alliswell]

A movie line, but an appropriate response to every question where the answer is self-evident:

'You're obviously not a golfer'.

People who get it, get it. The rest, well, don't.

 

[etl]

heard an Aussie on the radio the other day refer to something as "leaner than the butcher's dog." I'm still trying to figure out what it means.

 

[Fade to Black]

+1 on "what chu talkin bout willis" sadly i was introduced to that line through Biggie

I like these

"Close but no cigar"

"All work and no play makes jack a dull boy"

"I RULE!"

some more:

"**** you, pay me!"

"...gonna shove your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets FUCKED"

"Good night, and good luck."

"this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship..."

"Buddy buddy, we are BACK in business!"

haha i realize most of these aren't even funny, just my favorite catchphrases

 

[Jenaimarr]

- "mutt's nuts"

- "bees knees"

- "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?"

- LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!