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Funny Catch Phrases

edmorel

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Originally Posted by Thomas
I clicked this topic and read through all the responses just to find out how you would work analingus into a funny catchphrase. I just wanted you to know that.

Imagine the restraint I've had in not posting in the "First Manton, Now Anal" thread.
 

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Originally Posted by edmorel
Imagine the restraint I've had in not posting in the "First Manton, Now Anal" thread.

Must have been killing you.
 

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Originally Posted by The Swede
I like my women the way I like my whiskey, 16 years old and mixed up with coke

www.bash.org (some really funny stuff or IRC)

"#739375 +(2031)- [X]

<Tostitos> i like my women the way i like my coffee
<Jet> Ground up and in the freezer?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> full of your cream?
<mistik> hawt?
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
<RaMTuFF> quiet ?
<Jet>: Colombian?
<Aimee> hot?
<Jet> From McDonalds?
<djswift2k3> Black?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> in a cup?
<Jet> Spilt all over your lap?
<Aimee> cheap?
<whiteboihere> strong and black?/
<Tostitos> i hate you all
"

I recently heard one "Motherhood and Apple Pie" (ie lifeblood, traditional, etc)
 

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Would anyone like to share some gems you use or have heard lately?


I was going into a marketing presentation and remarking to a co-worker that the guy about to give the show - "was sweating like the pig who knows he's dinner' - not that original however under the circumstances very accurate! - the presentation went very well, and the guy was relieved when it was over.
 

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