• Hi, I'm the owner and main administrator of Styleforum. If you find the forum useful and fun, please help support it by buying through the posted links on the forum. Please visit ou very popular sales thread, where the latest and best sales are posted, including the latest, updated, very comprehensive, Styleforum Black Friday Sales List

    Purchases made through some of our links earns a commission for the forum and allows us to do the work of maintaining and improving it. Finally, thanks for being a part of this community. We realize that there are many choices today on the internet, and we have all of you to thank for making Styleforum the foremost destination for discussions of menswear.
  • STYLE. COMMUNITY. GREAT CLOTHING.

    Bored of counting likes on social networks? At Styleforum, you’ll find rousing discussions that go beyond strings of emojis.

    Click Here to join Styleforum's thousands of style enthusiasts today!

Funny Catch Phrases

ccc123

Senior Member
Joined
Apr 1, 2008
Messages
386
Reaction score
3
Would anyone like to share some gems you use or have heard lately?

I was going into a marketing presentation and remarking to a co-worker that the guy about to give the show - "was sweating like the pig who knows he's dinner' - not that original however under the circumstances very accurate! - the presentation went very well, and the guy was relieved when it was over.
 

Joseph K. Bank

Senior Member
Joined
Jun 21, 2007
Messages
385
Reaction score
0
I may not have the best sense of humor but I enjoy using "What are you talking about Willis?" when I am not certain if a person is being serious or not.
 

Kent Wang

Affiliate Vendor
Affiliate Vendor
Dubiously Honored
Joined
May 5, 2005
Messages
5,843
Reaction score
1,400
"All hat and no cowboy."
 

contactme_11

Distinguished Member
Joined
Jul 10, 2006
Messages
1,683
Reaction score
16
"VICTORY IS MINE!" -stewie from family guy
 

Eason

Bicurious Racist
Joined
Feb 20, 2007
Messages
14,673
Reaction score
1,908
My last name is Black, so others at work decided I should remind my clients of the fact that once you go black, you'll never go back when doing an initial consult, and when I leave a room, I should turn and dramatically announce that yes, you should always bet on black. Results have been mixed.
 

tiecollector

Distinguished Member
Joined
Sep 8, 2006
Messages
7,030
Reaction score
17
Originally Posted by Eason
My last name is Black, so others at work decided I should remind my clients of the fact that once you go black, you'll never go back when doing an initial consult, and when I leave a room, I should turn and dramatically announce that yes, you should always bet on black. Results have been mixed.

I'm only black from the waist down... can I still use your catch phrase during my meetings?
 

JesseJB

Distinguished Member
Joined
Nov 10, 2006
Messages
1,351
Reaction score
3
I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."
 

Earthmover

Senior Member
Joined
Feb 10, 2005
Messages
586
Reaction score
0
"Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen"
 

Eason

Bicurious Racist
Joined
Feb 20, 2007
Messages
14,673
Reaction score
1,908
Originally Posted by JesseJB
I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."


You've been a ladies man ever since.
 

Joseph K. Bank

Senior Member
Joined
Jun 21, 2007
Messages
385
Reaction score
0
Does anyone remember that very old TV show Gomer Pyle? The lead character (Gomer) use to say "Shazam" many times in each episode.
 

Coho

Distinguished Member
Joined
Nov 23, 2007
Messages
2,655
Reaction score
4
lol. Kids say the darnest things.

Originally Posted by JesseJB
I got in trouble for this one once after a girl made fun of me in 2nd grade:

"At least I dont pee out of my butt."
 

alliswell

Distinguished Member
Joined
Jul 8, 2007
Messages
3,992
Reaction score
16
A movie line, but an appropriate response to every question where the answer is self-evident:

'You're obviously not a golfer'.

People who get it, get it. The rest, well, don't.
 

etl

Senior Member
Joined
Mar 23, 2006
Messages
249
Reaction score
2
heard an Aussie on the radio the other day refer to something as "leaner than the butcher's dog." I'm still trying to figure out what it means.
 

Fade to Black

Distinguished Member
Joined
Dec 21, 2006
Messages
2,798
Reaction score
1
+1 on "what chu talkin bout willis" sadly i was introduced to that line through Biggie

I like these

"Close but no cigar"

"All work and no play makes jack a dull boy"

"I RULE!"

some more:

"Fuck you, pay me!"

"...gonna shove your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets FUCKED"

"Good night, and good luck."

"this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship..."

"Buddy buddy, we are BACK in business!"

haha i realize most of these aren't even funny, just my favorite catchphrases
 

Jenaimarr

Senior Member
Joined
Nov 2, 2006
Messages
242
Reaction score
3
- "mutt's nuts"

- "bees knees"

- "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

- LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!
 

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by

Featured Sponsor

Most Interesting Fashion Collaboration of 2020

  • JW Anderson x Uniqlo

  • Nigo x Virgil Abloh

  • Converse x Midnight Studios

  • Rick Owens x Champion

  • Barbour x Engineered Garments

  • Adidas x Bed JW Ford

  • Jordan Brand x Dior

  • Billie Eilish x Takashi Murakami

  • Lego x Levi's


Results are only viewable after voting.

Related Threads

Forum statistics

Threads
448,890
Messages
9,716,036
Members
202,805
Latest member
grzesieknipmu
Top