So I Married an Axe Murderer: "Move that head! It's like Sputnik!" "We have a piper down. I repeat, the piper is down." "- Well, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. - So who's in this Pentaveret? - The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eye! And that smug look on his face, 'Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!'"