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HOLY CRAP!as promised, weapons-grade uranium,discreetly packaged and labeled! A+

 

Thomas

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Some of these are kind of funny (in case you're too lazy to click):

Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions

Reply by itsbarrie (Jun-27-06 13:25):
I've dealt with over 2,000 eBayers -- this one wins the award for most trouble.

Found a driedout gerbil carcass at the bottom of the box"”AND it had been shaved.
Reply by stevenpen_pipes (Jul-14-07 11:43):
Customer states he wrote 'joke' feedback BEFORE he Received the Pipe from me.
Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Jul-16-07 10:05):
I don't thing that poor gerbil saw the humor at all.

sweaty"”bulbous"”fetid"”squiddy, these are but a few words that describe Rickfeld.

that song"”"You Say Tomato and I Say Tomato" make no sense when you write it down

the box you sent was stamped 'BELONGS TO PANDORA'"”I'm afraid to open it.

A+seller"”you'll not hear the words"”idiot"”inept"”slow"”dishonest"”liar"”scum, from me

LOVE the bar of soap"”being from France, I may need to buy another in a year or 2

$$ recieved via PAYPAL this A.M."”Told Johnny the hit IS ON"”Will provide photos.

A+however, in future when you list KIDNEY, make sure you specify as HUMAN kidney

YEP, ckcorp is simply the greatest sexiest artistic genius ever known to mankind

GREAT eBayer. Save for the occasional accident, is well house-broken. A+++++++
 

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A couple of my favs:

A+ The shellaced, 4-member frog-band & shell sculpture is BREATHTAKING

A+ So far, the dolphin is happy, loves chicken wings, and fits well in my tub

GREAT! As promised, just 3 drops in her drink and she was mine for the night A+

great seller"”believes ANYTHING you tell him"”accepts Monopoly money.\t

LOVE the bar of soap"”being from France, I may need to buy another in a year or 2

DEEEEELICIOUS GELATO!! who ever knew that "pencil" could be a flavor. A+

Great eBayer. In fact,this experience made me think twice about beating my wife
 

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Reply by tryork5ifp (Aug-19-08 08:38):
A+++++ YOU are the Frank Perdue to MY Harland Sanders.
 

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Fast shipping. Polite responses. Has all his teeth. Doesn't beat his wife. A++++

SUPER FAST! but forgot the airholes; poor thing was barely breathing when opened

A+ Plaform shoes!Now at a confident 5'4",I'll be making the O face in no time!

GREAT SELLER"”but if you ask me, she looked a lot better BEFORE the surgery.\tSeller:
localfavorites ( 3295 [Feedback score is 1,000 to 4,999] )
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Reply by localfavorites (May-21-07 16:38):
Yeah, The Lip Inplants Always Leave The Upper Lip Looking Monstrous! GREAT BUYER
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Follow-up by tryork5ifp (May-23-07 14:37):
2 words"”Barbara Hershey, BARBARA HERSHEY!!!!
 

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lol, some are just too funny
 

bmulford

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His picture lives up to his writing
 

teddieriley

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this guy's feed back IS the best.

i was actually lol'ing. and i don't usually lol. ever.

i think this guy just buys stuff so he can leave feedback!
 

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I haven't laughed so hard in years.
 

MetroStyles

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Ebay sellers are a bunch of killjoys, huh?
 

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