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Funniest eBay auction in a long time.

Discussion in 'B&S Archive' started by Connemara, Aug 6, 2007.

  1. whodini

    whodini Senior member

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    I think that was ed's joke.
     
  2. amerikajinda

    amerikajinda Senior member

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    I just love this description of one of the ties, "GOOD but not like REALLY good." [​IMG]
     
  3. whodini

    whodini Senior member

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    I think he was channeling George Carlin's Rufus when calls the condition of a tie "Most Excellent." Added update:
    I think now's the time to let him know your TRUE alma mater, amerika....
     
  4. amerikajinda

    amerikajinda Senior member

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    I think he was channeling George Carlin's Rufus when calls the condition of a tie "Most Excellent."

    Added update:

    I think now's the time to let him know your TRUE alma mater, amerika....


    OH crap, he's on to me! [​IMG]
     
  5. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    On Aug-06-07 at 10:53:33 PDT, seller added the following information:

    ALLOW ME TO REITERATE MY ANGER.. IF YOU GO TO DARTMOUTH KEEP YOUR FILTHY BID BUTTON OFF MY TIES HOLY SHIT....


    ROFL
     
  6. amerikajinda

    amerikajinda Senior member

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    Bid $10.00, still outbid. The kid ninja strikes again.

    I see you're back in the saddle!

    This is funny: "MADE IN ITALY (HOLY SHIT!)"
     
  7. rnoldh

    rnoldh Senior member

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    I'd buy them, but I went to Dartmouth [​IMG]

    From the sellers ad:

    "THANKS FOR LOOKING! DON'T GO TO DARTMOUTH THEY'RE PRICKS!"

    And this:

    "IMPORTANT UPDATE (AUGUST 6) - SO SOME LOSER JUST MESSAGED ME AND WAS LIKE "YO I GO TO DARTMOUTH AND I'M PLEDGING TO KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA NEXT YEAR. ANYWAY NICE TIES, BRO". EXCUSE ME? I EAT KAPPAS FOR BREAKFAST. ALSO YALE TOTALLY KICKS DARTMOUTH'S ASS IN FOOTBALL EACH YEAR EVERY YEAR FOR THE LAST 500 YEARS. NEW RULE - DARTMOUTH KIDS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BID. HOW WILL I KNOW IF YOU GO TO DARTMOUTH? IF YOU'RE PAYPAL PAYMENT HAS VERMONT MAPLE SYRUP STAINS ALL OVER IT AND "I LOVE DANIEL WEBSTER CUZ HE WENT TO MY SCHOOL" IN THAT ANNOYING "SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS TO THE SELLER" BOX. GOD I HATE DARTMOUTH. "WE HAVE A MEDICAL SCHOOL BUT WE'RE JUST A LITTLE COLLEGE BOO HOO". DON'T GET ME STARTED...

    TO EVERYONE ELSE: keep ruling
    ."

    And this:

    "ALLOW ME TO REITERATE MY ANGER.. IF YOU GO TO DARTMOUTH KEEP YOUR FILTHY BID BUTTON OFF MY TIES HOLY SHIT...."

    If this kid is an example of the typical Yale student of today then the Ivy league is not what it once was. I guess this "Yalie" needs the $15 or so that these decidedly average ties will sell for.

    BTW: I wonder what kind of dealership his dad owns?
     
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  9. amerikajinda

    amerikajinda Senior member

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    From the sellers ad: "IF YOU'RE PAYPAL PAYMENT HAS VERMONT MAPLE SYRUP STAINS ALL OVER IT..." If this kid is an example of the typical Yale student of today then the Ivy league is not what it once was.
    I seriously doubt anybody admitted to Yale would ever make such an egregious grammatical mistake (using "you're" instead of "your").
     
  10. Pennglock

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    It's a joke, guys... and a fuckin hilarious one at that.
     
  11. sho'nuff

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    I see now where the interest on those ties come from...

    lakewolf, what kind of dance is that??

    i am trying for the life of me , trying to follow his dance steps but he is going to fast.
     
  12. Countertenor

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    I seriously doubt anybody admitted to Yale would ever make such an egregious grammatical mistake (using "you're" instead of "your").

    You'd be surprised...
     
  13. edmorel

    edmorel Senior member Dubiously Honored

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    You'd be surprised...

    GWB went to Yale, he has made worst grammatical mistakes. Yalies are jealous because it is a known fact that we at Dartmouth have the biggest schlongs of all the Ivy League schools. They don't call us the "Big Green" for nothing.
     
  14. Connemara

    Connemara Senior member

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    GWB went to Yale, he has made worst grammatical mistakes. Yalies are jealous because it is a known fact that we at Dartmouth have the biggest schlongs of all the Ivy League schools. They don't call us the "Big Green" for nothing.

    Maybe it means your penises are all gangrenous.
     
  15. whodini

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    It's a joke, guys... and a fuckin hilarious one at that.
    Joke?

    How dare he play with my emotions.
     
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    "IMPORTANT UPDATE (AUGUST 6) - SO SOME LOSER JUST MESSAGED ME AND WAS LIKE "YO I GO TO DARTMOUTH AND I'M PLEDGING TO KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA NEXT YEAR. ANYWAY NICE TIES, BRO". EXCUSE ME? I EAT KAPPAS FOR BREAKFAST. ALSO YALE TOTALLY KICKS DARTMOUTH'S ASS IN FOOTBALL EACH YEAR EVERY YEAR FOR THE LAST 500 YEARS. NEW RULE - DARTMOUTH KIDS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BID. HOW WILL I KNOW IF YOU GO TO DARTMOUTH? IF YOU'RE PAYPAL PAYMENT HAS VERMONT MAPLE SYRUP STAINS ALL OVER IT AND "I LOVE DANIEL WEBSTER CUZ HE WENT TO MY SCHOOL" IN THAT ANNOYING "SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS TO THE SELLER" BOX. GOD I HATE DARTMOUTH. "WE HAVE A MEDICAL SCHOOL BUT WE'RE JUST A LITTLE COLLEGE BOO HOO". DON'T GET ME STARTED...

    TO EVERYONE ELSE: keep ruling
    ."



    Haha probably the funniest thing on ebay ever written.
    I love this guy man.
     
  17. FLMountainMan

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    I see you're back in the saddle!

    This is funny: "MADE IN ITALY (HOLY SHIT!)"


    Yeah, I kind of want to taunt the seller if I win the bid (I'm actually doubting I'll ever get the merchandise). Pretty cheap investment so far, I think I set my max bid at $15.00.
     
  18. amerikajinda

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    Yeah, I kind of want to taunt the seller if I win the bid (I'm actually doubting I'll ever get the merchandise). Pretty cheap investment so far, I think I set my max bid at $15.00.

    i'm wondering if the seller isn't one of our fellow forum members... if you win you could always split them up and re-sell!
     
  19. contactme_11

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    I love these descriptions!
     
  20. distinctive

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    GWB went to Yale, he has made worst grammatical mistakes. Yalies are jealous because it is a known fact that we at Dartmouth have the biggest schlongs of all the Ivy League schools. They don't call us the "Big Green" for nothing.


    Ed, worst? Was that intentional?
     

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