Funeral For The Dearly Despised: What Would You Wear?

[RatherAnOddball]

Hello hello,

There are all of these threads about funeral wear lately, and all of them are no fun at all. Imagine.

So, say - what little, subtle, witty detail would you add if you weren't too keen on the former owner of the corpse being given the old heave-ho? I hate lots of old people that I know, so I might have to deal with this soon.

Anyone with a better idea than a yellow carnation?

Ta.

 

[acidboy]

If you so despise a deceased person, then why go to the funeral in the first place? Why don't you consider the feelings of the grieving family and friends and just stay home?

 

[Lowndes]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

If you so despise a deceased person, then why go to the funeral in the first place? Why don't you consider the feelings of the grieving family and friends and just stay home?

+1, stay home. A funeral isn't a place to try to make a witty little statement because you didn't like the person.

 

[jyook]

+2

Totally disrespectful to the family most of all... Stay at home...

 

[aavlee]

Don't go.

 

[RatherAnOddball]

I'm going to be very disappointed in this forum if it doesn't show its fun side at least once in this thread.

 

[ysc]

MC Hammer trousers.

 

[winston]

Wear madras and a big grin.

 

[Cary Grant]

Wear the deceased clothes.

 

[Raz]

Originally Posted by Cary Grant

Wear the deceased clothes.

 

[csheehan]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

If you so despise a deceased person, then why go to the funeral in the first place?...

To make sure they're dead!

 

[illeagle]

wear a devil costume... after the family/friends give their eulogies and they ask if anyone else has any words, go up there and welcome the dearly despised into the after life

 

[jkw]

Tracksuit... In a nice colour

 

[acidboy]

okay okay, if this is a joke thread... wear black.

 

[Cas Ruffin]

Originally Posted by csheehan

To make sure they're dead!

ZING!