FRANCE is NUMBER 1

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ernest, Jun 7, 2005.

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    Oh dear.
     
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    (CTGuy @ June 08 2005,18:42) The more likely explanation is that the French are the biggest liars/exaggeraters in this particular regard...
    Why? I propose you to make pics and compare. So there will not be any lie...
    Mais non. We all know about France's cutting-edge (yikes) developments in prosthetic penology [sic]...
     
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    (CTGuy @ June 08 2005,18:42) The more likely explanation is that the French are the biggest liars/exaggeraters in this particular regard...
    Why? I propose you to make pics and compare. So there will not be any lie...
    Oh... dear god... no... I propose that ernest be given special indulgence to post a "full frontal" (no blurring out the face now ernest) on the "What are you wearing now?" thread. I am sincerely hoping for flaccid rather than erect...
     
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    I can add a funny story to this. One time in the shower, a guy who was a Physics teacher said to me that I didn't have much down there. I came right back and told him that I have a high "coefficient of expansion." [​IMG]
     
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    Better for your own sake, isn't it?

    Korean, Chinese more or less the same people...

    Yes, i know, Korean are just taller .
     
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    Dude...some guy actually said that to you? WTF? I have a new found admiration for you... no that'll sound wrong. I have a lot of respect for your ability to keep a cool head...ooops, sorry, poor choice of words. Nevermind. At least I hope you didn't drop the soap.
     
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    The obvious question: Why, oh why, was the subject broached in the first place? Â See where you end up when you start thinking crazy things like "Well, I guess the never look over at the next guy at the urinal rule maybe a little too rigid?"
     
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    (LA Guy @ June 08 2005,20:44) I am sincerely hoping for flaccid rather than erect...
    Better for your own sake, isn't it? Korean, Chinese more or less the same people... Yes, i know, Korean are just taller .
    Wow, what a statement. [​IMG] koji
     
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    (ernest @ June 08 2005,10:52)
    The more likely explanation is that the French are the biggest liars/exaggeraters in this particular regard...
    Why? I propose you to make pics and compare. So there will not be any lie...
    Oh... dear god... no... I propose that ernest be given special indulgence to post a "full frontal" (no blurring out the face now ernest) on the "What are you wearing now?" thread. I am sincerely hoping for flaccid rather than erect...
    Please don't plant any ideas in his head.
     
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    LAGuy: The subject was broached because the guy who made the comment was always making snide comments. This was his M.O. Everyone thought so. He may also have been in the closet. May still be, for that matter. [​IMG]
     
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    (LA Guy @ June 08 2005,11:44)
    The more likely explanation is that the French are the biggest liars/exaggeraters in this particular regard...
    Why? I propose you to make pics and compare. So there will not be any lie...

    Oh... dear god... no... I propose that ernest be given special indulgence to post a "full frontal" (no blurring out the face now ernest) on the "What are you wearing now?" thread. Â I am sincerely hoping for flaccid rather than erect...
    Please don't plant any ideas in his head.
    Too late. BTW, ernest, the rule for anyone who publicly states he is bigger than average is: divide by 2, minus 1. Hmmm... I guess that puts you well under the Korean average. I dare you to prove m e wrong.
     
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    Hehehe...he said "rigid". [​IMG]
     
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    (LA Guy @ June 08 2005,14:53) Why, oh why, was the subject broached in the first place? Â See where you end up when you start thinking crazy things like "Well, I guess the never look over at the next guy at the urinal rule maybe a little too rigid?"
    Hehehe...he said "rigid". [​IMG]
    I was wondering when someone would pick that one up...
     
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    And the guy who did is one of the oldest members of the SF. Go figure. [​IMG]
     
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    (LA Guy @ June 08 2005,15:08) I was wondering when someone would pick that one up...
    And the guy who did is one of the oldest members of the SF. Go figure. Â [​IMG]
    Uh huh huh huh you're old, huh huh huh koji
     

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