For the ULTIMATE AmJack

[sonick]

Sandals with built in bottle opener!

Best worn paired with heavily washed and ripped Abercrombie and Fitch jeans, surfer polo with popped collar, and Oakleys.

 

[Arethusa]

No. God, no. You shut the hell up.

 

[Kent Wang]

Don't AmJacks just drink cans, bottles with twist-offs and Keystone from kegs?

 

[tangerine]

Nothing like a little random dirt on the lip of your bottle.

 

[Bandwagonesque]

...do nothing

 

[Huntsman]

This is so wrong, and yet, somehow so very appropriate. As if you were to apply reductio ad absurdum to sandals.

 

[Saucemaster]

Originally Posted by Bandwagonesque

...do nothing

 

[Bandwagonesque]

I'm still waiting for a phone in my shoe. CONTROL really needs to get their **** together.

 

[Huntsman]

Forget the phone. Where's Agent 99?

We really need GS on this thread.

 

[j]

As stupid as this idea is, I still can't have too much hate for Reef, as they have by far the best taste of any company I can think of in their promotoritas.

 

[skalogre]

Holy crap, J.!

 

[j]

Originally Posted by skalogre

Holy crap, J.!
Yeah dude. They have SO many hot women come out for their contests, it's absurd.

 

[Arethusa]

Yeah, and Mussolini made the trains run on time. I can't unsee those sandals.

 

[sonick]

Originally Posted by Bandwagonesque

...do nothing

THAT IS AWESOME.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

Yeah, and Mussolini made the trains run on time. I can't unsee those sandals.
What sandles? Number fourteen probably looks great from behind when not lined up next to the rest of them. In this group, she doesn't look so hot.