For the Gentleman That Has Everything

[Stax]

Accessory of the year??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Boxer-Gentle...178662-9689429

 

[TheHoff]

I have an extra for sale; send a PM if you don't mind buying a used one.

 

[Stax]

Originally Posted by TheHoff

I have an extra for sale; send a PM if you don't mind buying a used one.

An extra? Does it belong to your boyfriend?

 

[TheHoff]

Originally Posted by Stax

An extra? Does it belong to your boyfriend?

I thought I could do it two-fisted but it just gets distracting. One is enough.

 

[Stax]

Originally Posted by TheHoff

I thought I could do it two-fisted but it just gets distracting. One is enough.

 

[lakewolf]

And I was thinking during this sales period that there was nothing to buy as I had everything...

 

[robin]

More importantly, what the hell is this?

 

[Film Noir Buff]

Originally Posted by Stax

Accessory of the year??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Boxer-Gentle...178662-9689429



Oh, that has a million uses, you could also get mayonaise out of a jar and spread it on someone's sandwich, for instance.

Originally Posted by robin

More importantly, what the hell is this?

I think the pleasure might be in its being withdrawn...from down under...err Australia... err the market place.

 

[lakewolf]

Manufacturer's Description
After a tough day at the office, there's nothing like a bit of gentle pressure relief to soothe away all your stress. Before you get the wrong idea and think we're suggesting you call one of those numbers you find in telephone boxes, take a look at this... The Orgasmatron was specially developed for giving pleasure down under. We mean it was invented in Australia, of course - what were you thinking?
This electronic like head massager is designed to gently massage the pressure points located around the head and the back of your neck. Its copper "˜fingers' gently lower, raise and turn, acting as conductors that tap into your body's unique electrical fields to send highly pleasurable impulses to the places other massagers cannot reach.

One of Boys Stuff's most popular products, the Orgasmatron has proved a hit with both men and women, making it the perfect purchase if your other half is always moaning "˜we don't do enough together'. This is guaranteed to bring a big smile to both your faces.

The Orgasmatron has a variety of other uses - headache and tension relief, massage therapy, scalp relief in hairdressing salons... it's even been suggested that stimulation to the head can be beneficial for those with learning difficulties.

phewww !! for a moment I thought you had to introduce it somewhere to make it work

 

[Omegablogger]

Got to love the review;

I had always found the standard 'hands on' approach to be fairly successful, but this product offers a little more. The long handle really facilitates access to those awkward areas and the cold metal can be quite stimulating. Fortunately the makers have gone to trouble of fashioning a hand that is clearly feminine, so the homophobic have nothing to fear from this excellent product.

PS. Following a rather unfortunate incident at a party, I would advise against leaving it in the kitchen after use (especially on a sweltering summer's day). It would have taken a braver man than myself to disabuse thirty-or-so guests of the notion that they had been using a rather trendy 'cocktail stirrer'.