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Foods that are good for your sperm count and *****

Don Carlos

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Not a joke. Not a troll.

I'm very curious to see if there are any foods that will supercharge my sackhoff and fill my jimmajamma with vitality and seed. I already shoot quite a bit when I blow my load, so there's no problem with the works. But I want to take my game up a notch and aim for some Peter North-style results.

Are there foods that will increase seminal volume and sperm count? I want to get girls super pregnant with my manbatter.
 

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Pretty sure Javyn can help you out on this one.
 

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Pineapple, either eaten or in the form of juice makes sperm sweeter. I'm being serious.

I've heard some stories from Vegans that that sort of diet increases volume. Don't ask me how I got into those sorts of conversations...
 

Don Carlos

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Originally Posted by Treen
Pineapple, either eaten or in the form of juice makes sperm sweeter. I'm being serious.

I've heard that before, but have never given it a serious go. An ex girlfriend told me that asparagus made my ***** really bitter, which was another old legend that I'd long suspected was true.

I've also heard cucumber makes ***** taste sweeter, though the mechanism of action puzzles me there.

I've heard some stories from Vegans that that sort of diet increases volume. Don't ask me how I got into those sorts of conversations...
What's interesting about that is that the vegan diet is bad for testosterone counts in general (or at least from what I've heard). Doesn't seem to add up. But they might know something I don't.
 

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1 clove of raw garlic every day for a month. It will have an amazing effect on your relationships
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I think eating healthy and exercising will help in general.
I have stopped eating processed food, its bad for you in general
 

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Originally Posted by Treen
Pineapple, either eaten or in the form of juice makes sperm sweeter. I'm being serious.

I've heard some stories from Vegans that that sort of diet increases volume. Don't ask me how I got into those sorts of conversations...


Not true at all. No scientific base

If you drink a lot of liquid, that can potentially increase volume. Remember bulk of the ***** comes from the prostate gland. As far as increase sperm count, not sure if any food would lead to increase in endogenous testosterone production.
 

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I heard zinc helps... don't take my word for it. Also red meat. Because that's what real men eat.
 

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I don't think food will affect your actual sperm count. Maybe ***** volume and consistency/taste, but certainly not the count of your sperm.

What, you're afraid of being impotent?
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Don Carlos

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
What, you're afraid of being impotent?
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Dude, you're gonna be an old man too some day. I love how ragingly insecure you are about aging. It's like FNB and his obsession with class structures and SES.
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We need to face the fact that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. I'd rather supercharge my jackhammer at 30 to avoid having to pop Viagra/Cialis/whatever at 60.
 

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Peter North and Randy West hahahaha The omnipresent males of all the po r nos in the late 80s and 90s.
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The reason of Peter North is that he has two prostates . I read that in a penthouse magazine. He has done tons of gay movies also .
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He was too afeminate until I discover why... Back to the topic , the Appreciation stars drink gazpacho , a mediterranean mix of vegetables. You can get V8 in the states or eat tomato, that works on a real machoman as me.
 

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If you are looking to increase your testosterone levels naturally, eat foods that are high in Indole 3 Carbinol. Leafy greens are high in Indole 3, but I think broccoli, cabbage and brussel sprouts have the highest content. Get magnesium and zinc, along with B6 and Vitamin A for absorption. Pumpkin seeds are a good source.

Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard

What's interesting about that is that the vegan diet is bad for testosterone counts in general (or at least from what I've heard). Doesn't seem to add up. But they might know something I don't.


It's an urban rumor. The only reason would be for the chance of too much soy consumption. Soy is somewhat high in phytoestrogen but flaxseed and sesame seed are the highest, which may be consumed equally in both vegan and non-vegan diets. I've read that it's not easy altering testosterone with phytoestrogen foods though.

Originally Posted by nahneun
Also red meat. Because that's what real men eat.

Red meat does not make you more masculine. Saturated fat can increase testosterone production though.

Originally Posted by Lane
drink water?

Lots of water will help.
 

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