Foods that are good for your sperm count and *****

[ruben]

I'm not sure how deep I want to get into the conversation here, but you can't really increase the amount of ***** you ejaculate.

 

[Davidko19]

I occasionally take some maca when I really wanna paint a girl. The volume of ***** just blows up. Its awesome.

 

[hastur]

Originally Posted by ruben

I'm not sure how deep I want to get into the conversation here, but you can't really increase the amount of ***** you ejaculate.

sure you can

lecithin, l-arginine, and zinc will do the trick just fine =)

 

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by hastur

sure you can lecithin, l-arginine, and zinc will do the trick just fine =)
Do you count them on her face or do you prefer to do your work "inside"?

 

[javyn]

Maca, zinc, soy lecithin will increase your load sure. Don't know if bigger loads = more sperm though.

 

[hboogz]

this thread is yet another reason why i'm a proud SF member.

 

[yarnsforth]

Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard

... I want to get girls super pregnant with my manbatter.

Have you had your batter evaluated, to make sure you're not shooting blanks?

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by yarnsforth

Have you had your batter evaluated, to make sure you're not shooting blanks?

I've had a few pregnancy scares in my day, so I know the boys can swim.

 

[yarnsforth]

^ What is a pregnancy scare? Do you mean actual pregnancies? I understand if you don't want to answer.

 

[Don Carlos]

Originally Posted by yarnsforth

^ What is a pregnancy scare? Do you mean actual pregnancies? I understand if you don't want to answer.
A "pregnancy scare" is an event, usually leading to momentary panic on the part of both parties, during which an unwanted pregnancy is believed to have occurred. This may or may not involve an actual pregnancy; the term "scare" obviously implies that the pregnancy was aborted or a false alarm, but that either way, it was only a temporary issue. I'd rather not get into the "was she or wasn't she" statistics of my pregnancy scares, but suffice it to say that there have been at least two or three of them.

 

[yarnsforth]

Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard

... the term "scare" obviously implies that the pregnancy was aborted or a false alarm...
OK, cool; this was not obvious to me, thanks.

 

[CunningSmeagol]

Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard

A "pregnancy scare" is an event, usually leading to momentary panic on the part of both parties, during which an unwanted pregnancy is believed to have occurred. This may or may not involve an actual pregnancy; the term "scare" obviously implies that the pregnancy was aborted or a false alarm, but that either way, it was only a temporary issue. I'd rather not get into the "was she or wasn't she" statistics of my pregnancy scares, but suffice it to say that there have been at least two or three of them.

"was she or wasn't she" what? Pardon me if I don't always get your internet slang.

 

[javyn]

Just had a scare myself. But EPT says I'm in the clear w00t.

 

[HenryScriba]

Originally Posted by javyn

Maca, zinc, soy lecithin will increase your load sure. Don't know if bigger loads = more sperm though.

Bigger loads means more sperm, right? Or you meant spermatozoons? If so, loads wouldn't be necessarily bigger; they'd just have more gametes. Please, correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[javyn]

I think you are right