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Flatmate is About to Screw me over

Nouveau Pauvre

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So my roommate is third cousin to some stupid Saudi dynasty, and hes cutting out early on the apartment because of some stuipid month long royal ceremony. Since he's not American, the lease is in my name and I'm a bout to be royally f*cked. Our SoHo loft is 8 grand a month and that's just not an extra 4k that daddy is going to want to spend. Holy shit he might take away my Barneys card, and I'll have to put everything on my Visa and that has a 3k limit.

OMG I'm freaking out, daddy says the Maserati might have to wait ill I finish school because it's not economic to keep in the city. Some bullshit about his hedge funds and Obama winning. I'm freaking out SF WTF do I do?!?!?!?
 

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Originally Posted by whodini
You take a couple of pseudo-homoerotic photos on your laptop, pull a rabit out of your hat, and suddenly you think you're comedian?

rofl. sigged.
 

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My apologies, but try as I might, I can't seem to feel your pain.
 

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Originally Posted by Magician
rofl. sigged.

oh, Damn it all. My minute of glory has ended
 

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Originally Posted by whodini
You take a couple of pseudo-homoerotic photos on your laptop, pull a rabit out of your hat, and suddenly you think you're comedian?

Where is the video of the rabbit out of hat trick?
 

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I'd be scared sh*tless if a Saudi guy is gonna screw me. Over and over.
 

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Originally Posted by Viktri
Where is the video of the rabbit out of hat trick?
Probably was taken down fairly quickly. Guess the mods don't exactly like it when people draw bunny ears and whiskers on a penis and put it up on youtube for the forum.
 

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Originally Posted by totally epic
You can't tecktonik you way out of situations. God knows I've tried.

Yeah, tektoniking may not help, but moonwalking certainly will. Or you could always make a porno in your apartment.
 

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Wait, you guys know about Tektonik!!? I thought the phenomenon was safely contained. Does anyone want an eagle sleeveless tee?
 

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That's life in the big city...
 

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Originally Posted by whodini
Probably was taken down fairly quickly. Guess the mods don't exactly like it when people draw bunny ears and whiskers on a penis and put it up on youtube for the forum.

ahah
 

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