Jay Gatsby
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I've read on the web that you should use five sheets to wipe your ass. That's not enough for me. Generally this is the procedure that I follow:
1 - wipe ass with about four sheets in my hand (to avoid getting crap on my fingers)
2 - Look at toilet paper. Is there a lot of crap on it? If so, go to step 1
This results in at least five ass wipings. I wipe until no crap comes off on the toilet paper. And sometimes if I come back 10 minutes later and wipe ****** again, there is fresh crap.
Is there something wrong with me? Or is everyone else walking around with a dirty ass? Discuss.
Do not include pictures in this thread.
1 - wipe ass with about four sheets in my hand (to avoid getting crap on my fingers)
2 - Look at toilet paper. Is there a lot of crap on it? If so, go to step 1
This results in at least five ass wipings. I wipe until no crap comes off on the toilet paper. And sometimes if I come back 10 minutes later and wipe ****** again, there is fresh crap.
Is there something wrong with me? Or is everyone else walking around with a dirty ass? Discuss.
Do not include pictures in this thread.