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calvin1663

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not gonna lie, tonight was my first time, girl of my ******* dreams...what was yours, where?
 

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Congrats man! I still haven't had the opportunity yet but I am sure it's a beautiful thing.

JB
 

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This is the funniest thread I've ever seen.
 

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Goddammit Conne.

I am 15, turning 16 in July. You're not alone. Us folks who browse the SF tend to be less well-off with women who don't know what John Lobbs are or what the hell bespoke means.

JB
 

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Connie's laughing at himself.
 

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Originally Posted by JetBlast
Goddammit Conne.

I am 15, turning 16 in July. You're not alone. Us folks who browse the SF tend to be less well-off with women who don't know what John Lobbs are or what the hell bespoke means.

JB


I thought you drove a Ford Explorer. Don't you need to be at least 16 to drive?
 

Bergdorf Goodwill

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My first kiss was a Turkish girl in the second grade, underneath a school desk. She roped me in by asking for my assistance with math problems.

Oh, and also, it was yesterday.
 

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I was having this chat the other night.

I was 13 or 14, girl called Amy (who I hear is about to get married).

I didnt like her at all, but went out with her cos I knew she had kissed some other guy, so it was a sure thing. I havent changed a bit.

Took her to see Major League, did the subtle stretch arm thing, reigned her in, turned head and suddenly Tom Berenger's catching lost all appeal for me.
 

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Originally Posted by Connemara
This is the funniest thread I've ever seen.

just for clarification conne, we mean kisses with women, not men
 

JetBlast

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I thought you drove a Ford Explorer. Don't you need to be at least 16 to drive?
It's 15 and 9 months for a permit in the state of Maryland.

JB
 

whodini

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Christmas party when I was 5 or 6. This younger girl wanted to play "grown-up" so she lead me to the den, closed the door (key part), threw me on a sofa, and then attacked me with sloppily french-kisses while biting most of my mouth.

I didn't see her again until the next Christmas party where it was repeated. Never saw her again.

What the hell happens to kids like that?
 

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Originally Posted by whodini
What the hell happens to kids like that?

They still exist, at least in my generation.

Perhaps cooties are becoming vaccine resistant or something, so the next generation will have dangerous waters to tread, thus don't.
 

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Originally Posted by Connemara
This is the funniest thread I've ever seen.

No... when you get drunk then post on an internet forum; that is comedy.
 

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Some girl named Anna, in 9th grade. She's a lesbian now.
 

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