First day at the bank tomorrow...

[Preparatory]

Tomorrow I'm starting my new job at a bank. What should I have in mind? Do:s and don't:s? Fire away...

 

[JohnGalt]

Originally Posted by Preparatory

Tomorrow I'm starting my new job at a bank. What should I have in mind? Do:s and don't:s? Fire away...

Don't pocket cash.

 

[Preparatory]

Originally Posted by JohnGalt

Don't pocket cash.

... except the most obvious ones.

 

[ter1413]

don't try to be a hero during a robery(if you are the security guard!)
remember, the don't want to hurt no one. They are there for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero.

 

[level32]

What kind of job?

 

[sho'nuff]

Originally Posted by ter1413

don't try to be a hero during a robery(if you are the security guard!)
remember, the don't want to hurt no one. They are there for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero.

yeah but what if youre in line waiting to deposit some cash? let say 5grand or some inconceivable number. that's fair game to the bandits. also if you get to the window to deposit, if the bandits stick you up, im sure the tellers are trained to delay on the actual deposit so that it won't technically be held liable by the bank yet. you know?

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

yeah but what if youre in line waiting to deposit some cash? let say 5grand or some inconceivable number. that's fair game to the bandits. also if you get to the window to deposit, if the bandits stick you up, im sure the tellers are trained to delay on the actual deposit so that it won't technically be held liable by the bank yet. you know?

The bank wouldn't be liable for it either way. Besides, if someone sees a gun, they're going to get to the ground based on common sense, they're not going to think "oh I should get to the ground now so this guy can't deposit his $5k."

 

[Don Carlos]

Whatever you do, don't NOT show up to work strung out on junk. Or wait, maybe it's don't show up strung out on junk. I don't remember. Anyway, this is pretty critical.

 

[dragon8]

Congratulations and Good luck. Dress professionally and be courteous and professional at all times.

 

[ter1413]

Originally Posted by sho'nuff

yeah but what if youre in line waiting to deposit some cash? let say 5grand or some inconceivable number. that's fair game to the bandits. also if you get to the window to deposit, if the bandits stick you up, im sure the tellers are trained to delay on the actual deposit so that it won't technically be held liable by the bank yet. you know?

wow...i just wanted to quote deniro i heat...
seriously, robbers never rob the people in da bank....they go for the big $$ behind the counter...

 

[rohde88]

Originally Posted by ter1413

wow...i just wanted to quote deniro i heat...
seriously, robbers never rob the people in da bank....they go for the big $$ behind the counter...

Really? In the old movies, they would always ask for customers' wallets, watches, jewels, etc.

 

[DerekS]

pocket a bunch of cash and mail it to me!

good luck on the first day. wear chapstick and kiss a lot of ass.

 

[Connemara]

Make sure you check the customers' ID when they want to withdraw funds!

 

[Joycey]

Do be on time for work...Don't be late