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Finding Bigfoot

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by idfnl, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Bestiality laws only apply to animals that actually exist. Figments of your imagination are not covered by such a law and I find that morally reprehensible. We need to protect figments of our imagination because they can't consent. FLMM is terrible because he wants to put his giant cock inside a figment of his imagination and cause it imaginary pain. He's a terrible person.
     


  2. idfnl

    idfnl Senior member

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    I'd be more worried about getting tapped by a Bigfoot than tapping one. Can you imagine what the size of the hog must be on one of those things?
     


  3. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Bigger animal does not always mean bigger cock. Orangutan penises are notoriously small while sewer rats have phaluses bigger than their whole bodies.
     


  4. idfnl

    idfnl Senior member

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    I wouldnt take the chance.
     


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    idfnl Senior member

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    'Finding Bigfoot': New DNA study actually proves the existence of Sasquatch

    http://www.kjrh.com/dpp/news/nation...oves-the-existence-of-sasquatch#ixzz2DuJhAUFP

    This study has yet to be repeated by other researchers, but its the focus of what the Oxford University study I posted about earlier is verifying. I thought the last paragraph was very interesting, she calls for Sasquatch to be legally recognized as an indigenous people to prevent hunting, sport and trapping.


     
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  6. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Dude...
     


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    idfnl Senior member

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    Its a press release about their findings. What's odd about that?
     


  8. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    PRweb.com is significantly worse than Wikipedia as a source.

    EDIT - If you can find five stories on PRweb.com that have ever been confirmed as true I'll owe you another dollar.
     
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    It's never a good sign when you go directly to a press release before you even publish your findings. Even worse when you start calling for policy changes ("recognize the sasquatch as an indigenous people" wtf) before you publish your findings.
     


  10. idfnl

    idfnl Senior member

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    Its not a source of truth, its a place to release items of interest to be picked up by the press. But you know that.

    Are you saying that if that same local TV station was to go there and interview them instead of a press release it would somehow be more true?

    Or is it that independent verification by Oxford University would make you look foolish for the post below?

     


  11. Harold falcon

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    If Sasquatch is recognized as an indigenous people that means they are persons and we can have secks with them. I approve because I'm a degenerate animal sexor.
     


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    idfnl Senior member

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    I'm not a scientist, so I can't comment on protocol. Just the other day I read whispers that they found some form of life on Mars, so you might also say its a bad sign for folks inside of NASA to comment before its confirmed?

    My interpretation is that they believe we've found a living homonid and that there's a real fear that the hunting crowd will go to town on a species which should be granted human rights. I don't see a problem.
     


  13. Harold falcon

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    I was tempted to make my own press release on PRweb. It would either be "Harvey Birdman arrested for being too awesome," or "Idfnl arrested for buggery." But I chose not to do either.
     


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    My thoughts exactly.
     


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    Bigfoot would tear it up!
     


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