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Favorite Quotes from The Simpson’s?

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by imageWIS, Sep 20, 2006.

  1. Get Smart

    Get Smart Don't Crink

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    Homer:"I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaming."


    haha! forgot that one, that's also one of my faves!!
     


  2. GQgeek

    GQgeek Senior member

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    "Sure, your guilt might force you to vote Democrat, but secretly deep down inside you long for the Republicans to lower your taxes, ignore the poor, brutalize prisoners, dictate what goes on in your bedrooms and rule you with an iron fist."

    lol that rules.
     


  3. Master Shake

    Master Shake Senior member

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    Ralph: "Me fail English?! That's unpossible!"

    And the Max Power episode is full of great lines:

    Max Power: Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
    Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
    Max Power: Yeah, but faster!

    Homer: So I want the monogram to read "M-A-X P-O-W ... "
    Employee: Sir, traditionally, a monogram is just initials.
    Homer: Max Power doesn't abbreviate. Each letter is as
    important as the one that preceded it. Maybe more
    important! No, as important.
    Employee: [sighing] Very well.
    Homer: And if you've got enough room, add some exclamation
    points and a pirate flag.
     


  4. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
    Homer: "Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!"
     


  5. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    Homer: "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN WHOLE MINUTES!"
     


  6. rdawson808

    rdawson808 Senior member

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    Kent Brockman: "I've said it before and I'll say it again: Democracy just doesn't work."

    Aside from that one, which I have on my iTunes, there are too many to mention.


    b
     


  7. JBZ

    JBZ Senior member

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    Reverend Lovejoy: Now Helen, let us not glory in Homer's binge drinking, there but for the grace of God is Marge herself.
     


  8. Saucemaster

    Saucemaster Sized Down 2

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    Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
    Homer: Heheheh. Oh yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
     


  9. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

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    you guys are getting all these from thesimpsonsquotes.com...i know, because i looked last night, not being able to rememberize any quote by myself. so we may as well copy-paste all the quotes here, one by one. [​IMG][​IMG]
     


  10. mrpologuy

    mrpologuy Senior member

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    I remembered my quote and didn't need to look it up.[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     


  11. Saucemaster

    Saucemaster Sized Down 2

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    you guys are getting all these from thesimpsonsquotes.com...i know, because i looked last night, not being able to rememberize any quote by myself. so we may as well copy-paste all the quotes here, one by one. [​IMG][​IMG]
    I googled "wonderful magical animal simpsons"... and yeah, then I followed the Google-brick road to thesimpsonsquotes.com.
     


  12. jpeirpont

    jpeirpont Senior member

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    Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
    Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage]
    Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English.
    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

    I googled aslo. I could only remember the term unpossible.
     


  13. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

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    I remembered my quote and didn't need to look it up.[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Same here!
     


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    Man In Space Senior member

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    Ralph Wiggum - "I'm happy and angry!"
     


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    Earthmover Senior member

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    Sideshow Bob: "Oh come, now. You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons? The four years at clown college?"

    Cecil (Bob's brother): "I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way."

    The funny is enhanced because it's also implied for Frasier.
     


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